re: Taking a shite outdoors

Last summer I was spending a week in Grand Isle.Needless to say first night there, we boiled some crabs and drank plenty of beer. Next morning I made sure I had some morning glory before we left the camp to go fishing. I THOUGHT I WAS OK, but 2 hours later we pull up to some rigs and I start getting the goose bumps. I think to myself I can hold this in. WRONG!! There must have been 4 other boats around that rig. I was about to explode!!! I get to the point, if I don't go Ima shite all over myself. I get the bait bucket, get behind the center console, drop da shorts and the rest is history. Sacafice my underwear for tp. First time on a boat. But I'd rather shite in the woods or on a boat then any public men's room!!!