re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

too bad he's not an LSU fan, then he would have a character described as:

"Ser Markis of House Rusell was a monster of a man. He had the coloring of a man whose ancestry could be traced to the Summer Islands which is likely where his House Sigil orignated as well. His Shield bore a grey hairless mammoth set on a crimson background, even though he had been fostered in the Death Valley of Dorn under the tutelage of Lord Les the Stutterer.

Ser Markis stood taller than all but the Mountain that Rides, but a more talented knight, you could never find. However, it was the knowledge of his own talent that led to his eventual downfall. After winning many lower tourneys his pride and fame became a poison to his work ethic and sense. He squandered all of his winnings on helms glistening with diamonds and clothing that would make even Ser Loras Tyrell blush. When his downfall started he turned to the Purple Milk of the Poppy to ease his struggles... which had the effect that one might expect.

After years of obscurity Ser Markis is attempting to return to the Tourney Circuit. However, with his current age and a belly that would make Ser Manderly blush, one must wonder if he'll ever have another chance at greatness..."