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re: Payton coaching Arkansas?
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:31 am to Breesus
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:31 am to Breesus
I like the idea Breesus, for all the lame arse endless bounty crap related threads we should just add jokes, as in, this is a joke thread. I'm pretty tired of the banality, gotta get something going here to infuse some life.
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Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".
to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, I knocked her up all day"
"Did you get a blow job?"
"Naw, I couldnt find her head"
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Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".
to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, I knocked her up all day"
"Did you get a blow job?"
"Naw, I couldnt find her head"
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:52 am to blueslover
On a bounty note, here is a conversation had during Payton's appeal:
Roger: Sean, Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?
Payton: No.
Roger: I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Appeal denied, enjoy your year off.
Roger: Sean, Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?
Payton: No.
Roger: I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Appeal denied, enjoy your year off.
Posted on 4/20/12 at 12:19 pm to blueslover
quote:
Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".
to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, I knocked her up all day"
"Did you get a blow job?"
"Naw, I couldnt find her head"
:yack: :yack:
Thanks for that joke. I needed to lose a couple pounds.
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