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I'm brainstorming ideas for a Holocaust love story.

Posted on 3/31/12 at 7:35 pm
Posted by Superior Pariah
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 7:35 pm
In the same vein as Titanic/Pearl Harbor. I'll call it The Holocaust

I want it to be 3 hours long with the first 90 being a love triangle developing in the Jewish ghettos. One of the 2 men in the triangle gets transported to the Dachau or something...or escapes and is caught, idk. The remaining 2 fall in love. Then the ghetto is is liquidated. The remaining 2 end up at Dachau with Character #3. shite gets real then the next hour is random scenes of horrific Jewish slaughter. Love prevails over evil and there is even a big "Never let go!" scene. I want it to be sappy as Hell.

Guaranteed 6 Oscars including Best Picture. What say the Movie Board?
This post was edited on 3/31/12 at 7:39 pm
Posted by xenythx
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 7:38 pm to
I will Nazi it.
Posted by magildachunks
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 7:40 pm to
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I will Nazi it.


Witty.
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 7:45 pm to
throw in a plot line of the woman knew one of the concentrion camp or SS guys in the old days, hint at something in the past. That will make it more interesting.
Posted by iluvdatiger
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 7:46 pm to
It can't be an exact love triangle. One guy has to be the best friend of the girl and the other guy has to be this unobtainable dude she's been lusting over forever.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 7:57 pm to
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It can't be an exact love triangle. One guy has to be the best friend of the girl and the other guy has to be this unobtainable dude she's been lusting over forever.


Maybe throw in a Team Spvilman or Team Steiner angle? I like it.

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hrow in a plot line of the woman knew one of the concentrion camp or SS guys in the old days, hint at something in the past.



That will be my Best Supporting Actor right there.

Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 7:59 pm to
Nope. Her family hid the fact she was jewish, so years before she and an SS officer had an affair, she didn't know she was, then when they rounded them up, they found out the family was and eventually threw them in the camps too. So she winds up at a camp, falls in love, then after a few plot twists she runs into her former love... who is now risen up in the SS.

You can make this work.
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:00 pm to
If it stars Alison Brie(she's Jewish) and has some nudity thrown in I'll watch.
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:01 pm to
you wouldn't want to see any nudity in a film like that. she would look too rough and thin
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:01 pm to
i could write most of this (esp the dramatic outline), but not in the setup you wrote (too long)
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:03 pm to
I'm sure there was one hot chick in the Jewish ghettos.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:04 pm to
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you wouldn't want to see any nudity in a film like that. she would look too rough and thin


Nah I'll leave that element out with the main characters. They will be Hollywood beautiful. There WILL be gratuitous sex. My gf suggested Robert Pattinson as one of main characters.
This post was edited on 3/31/12 at 8:06 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:05 pm to
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They will be Hollywood beautiful.

dude

you forget one of the easiest oscar tricks

making hot chicks ugly

it's a great way to get mediocre actresses oscars, also
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:09 pm to
sure, til they were not allowed to take showers and lived off scraps for weeks
Posted by Superior Pariah
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:09 pm to
Throw some dirt makeup on her.
Posted by shinerfan
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:10 pm to
You need pirates, lots of pirates.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

My gf suggested Robert Pattinson as one of main characters.



you either need a heavyweight (like DDL) or a a "left field" nominee (i'll suggest sascha baron cohen)
Posted by Superior Pariah
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:12 pm to
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You need pirates, lots of pirates.


The camp gets liberated by a renegade pirate division of the Allies.
Posted by Superior Pariah
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:19 pm to
RP was legit in Goblet of Fire.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
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Posted on 3/31/12 at 8:22 pm to
if you're not going to take this seriously i'm going to steal your idea
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