re: Fallout if Landon Doesn't Come to LSU

It will mean Saban and Alabama rule over LSU even if we may have beaten them twice this season. We will know our worst fears have come to fruition and it's time to hide our womenfolk.

Fireballs will fall from the sky like hail and the sun will disappear. The grass in our yards will die, our cable will cease to function and our cats will run away.

I'd give my left nut to wear Purple-and-Gold, live in Kirby Smith and get laid by Golden Girls every night. I can't accept any other kid from Louisiana not feeling the same way.

Seriously, it will hurt a little but LSU Football will be fine and those of us that pull for The Tigers will get over it too.

I sure hope Collins becomes a Tiger so there won't be any gnashing of teeth or anything like that.