re: Share some of your experiences you had with your father

My dad never watched LSU or any football or sports until recently when I got him to into it. He's still just barely pays attention to the scores


A fond memory I have of my dad though:
We were living in Ingleside, TX at the time, just outside of Corpus Christi. Family went to K-Mart. My dad was prone to doing things purposefully that would embarrass the family, and I could the gears turning in that head of his. He hunched over, stuck one hand up to his chest (sideways) and started telling my mom, "momma, I wan da caaaaandy" My mom just responded, "no Ronny, no candy". He just got louder, "MOMMA!! I WANT DA CAAAANDY!!" and he started stomping and yelled "GIMMIE DA CANNNNY MOMMA! Y AW U SO MEAN MOMMA!" So she grabbed a candy bar and put it in the basket. After we were all checked out (my dad maintained this terrible posture to make himself look retarded) and walking out of the building, my dad says in that same voice, "momma, I faaaartedd!!!" and made some retarded laugh. So we started walking faster because we knew he was going to get worse. The further we got, the louder he would yell, "MOMMA I FARTED! I FARTED MOMMA! WHERE U GOIN? COME BACK! I FARTED MOMMAAAAA!" Once he got to the truck, my mom said "what the frick were you thinking, you embarrassed the whole family!" he said "frick it, nobody knows me or none of you, and they probably never will!"