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Oregon Duck spotted in Louisiana talking with Les Miles
Posted on 7/3/11 at 12:00 am
Posted on 7/3/11 at 12:00 am
Weeks ago The Duck was seen talking with Les Miles in Louisiana. The FBI recorded the following conversation...
Les Miles: So what team are we playing in the Cowboy Classic game in Dallas?
Duck: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to know who you’re playing for this game.
Les Miles: We don't need to know who we are playing.
Duck: This isn’t the team you need to prepare for.
Les Miles: This isn’t the team we need to prepare for.
Duck: You can prepare for Vanderbilt.
Les Miles: We can prepare for Vanderbilt.
Duck: Pay no attention to all our high scoring.
Les Miles: Pay no attention to their high scoring.
Les Miles: So what team are we playing in the Cowboy Classic game in Dallas?
Duck: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to know who you’re playing for this game.
Les Miles: We don't need to know who we are playing.
Duck: This isn’t the team you need to prepare for.
Les Miles: This isn’t the team we need to prepare for.
Duck: You can prepare for Vanderbilt.
Les Miles: We can prepare for Vanderbilt.
Duck: Pay no attention to all our high scoring.
Les Miles: Pay no attention to their high scoring.
Posted on 7/3/11 at 12:02 am to DucksflyinPAC
You know Miles doesn't think, right?
Posted on 7/3/11 at 12:02 am to DucksflyinPAC
i'm a star wars nerd and this isn't funny
Posted on 7/3/11 at 12:11 am to DucksflyinPAC
Or could it be that the Ducks don't know what players will be allowed to make the trip? Or, maybe what coach? 
Posted on 7/3/11 at 12:25 am to DucksflyinPAC
I too am a star wars fan and this is incredibly dumb. 
Posted on 7/3/11 at 12:54 am to DucksflyinPAC
DucksflyinPAC Looks like the LSU is getting ready to destroy the Death Star. Pretty epic equating Ducks with the death star.
I listened to the FBI tapes. You missed the last few sentences.
Les Miles: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
I listened to the FBI tapes. You missed the last few sentences.
Les Miles: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
Posted on 7/3/11 at 1:47 am to DucksflyinPAC
'ya know, I embrace a funny jab. I for one find it fricking hilarious people claim we smell like a state fair tradition, which quite frankly smell delicious (though they're disgusting to eat).
However, this is weak...really, really weak.
However, this is weak...really, really weak.
Posted on 7/3/11 at 2:44 am to DucksflyinPAC
So let me get this straight, as an Oregon Empirial (sp) fan, you are cool with the whole vent thing? I mean, if you have the ultimate weapon but a missile down the vent blows it up instantly, wouldn't you plug the hole?
Posted on 7/3/11 at 3:16 am to NastyTiger
I am a bit confused by the OP. Is this one of those things I need my six year old to come in and figure out on my wifes iPhone?
Posted on 7/3/11 at 8:05 am to NastyTiger
Nasty Tiger,
As a very old Dodger fan, I love your avatar. FYI: Did you know his brother was a Duck? Silver medalist in the 1936 Olympics in Berlin, finished second to a guy named Jesse Owens.
As a very old Dodger fan, I love your avatar. FYI: Did you know his brother was a Duck? Silver medalist in the 1936 Olympics in Berlin, finished second to a guy named Jesse Owens.
Posted on 7/3/11 at 8:15 am to DucksflyinPAC
[with a small wave of my hand]
You are a dumbass, and your attempt at humor was really, really pathetic.
You are a dumbass, and your attempt at humor was really, really pathetic.
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