Teri Bauer from 24

Quickly approaching Jill Taylor as worst wife ever. In just under six hours she has almost been responsible for Jack's death. (Thanks bitch for calling me while in pursuit of a terrorist, giving away my location. Must add rookie mistake by Jack for keeping his ringer on.) And now she has gotten herself kidnapped by the fake dad. Good going Teri. You shouldve just gone to bed after Kim snuck out. She would likely be home in the morning if you weren't such a pessimistic bitch. Oh and thanks for breaking some of the plates in the kitchen earlier in the night. The previous events all occurred between 12-6 am in season 1. I can't even fathom what she will frick up next.