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re: Share a hilarious story that happened to you

Posted on 2/1/11 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/1/11 at 5:33 pm to
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Here's the thread from December if anyone's interested, some good reading in there.
I wouldn't have started this thread if I knew there was something similar. But I'll def check it out and get some good laughs.
Posted by notanalt
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/1/11 at 5:52 pm to
Man, that was almost 2 months ago, this isn't the OT I think we can let it slide. While I'm at it, I've got another one to share.
When I was about 11 or 12 I did most of my hunting on family land behind my pawpaws house in North Louisiana. Well, my mawmaw would feed the hummingbirds and there was a stray gray cat that would occasionally pick a few off. She offered me and my cousin $50 if we could "kill that damn cat." One day my cousin and I are sitting in the deer stand and we see a large cat walking down the deer trail.
Cousin: "Hey there's that cat mawmaw hates, let's get an easy $50."
Me: "Uh, you sure that's it? It looks brown and it's kinda big for a barn cat huh?"
Well he insisted it was and him being a year older and thus much wiser in the ways of the world, we loaded up our 16 gauges with squirrel shot and let er rip, which was answered by to this day still the most god awful scream/growl/roar I have ever heard. Turns out it wasn't a housecat after all, and it sounded pretty pissed when it ran off. Well, being the dumbasses we were we decided to get out the stand and go look for it. We made it about 25 feet before that bobcat came charging out the woods at us, and I think we both could have set world records if you timed us on how long it takes to reload a shotgun with buckshot and slugs. After the first 12 shots, it stopped coming at us. After shot #18, I'm pretty sure it was dead, but everytime the muscles spasmed that was 6 more shots. 10 minutes later, we had emptied every shell we had between us into the thing. I think the unofficial casing count was 65 or 67. When the smoke cleared every redneck within 5 miles with a 4 wheel drive or 3 wheeler was out there to see what in the hell we started world war 3 with. In our defense it was a damn big bobcat, 43 pounds +/- 5 pounds of lead. I think they still talk about it up in Cotton Valley.
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