re: weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...

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I just wanna slay some bitch-arse Pandas and try to avoid getting too much blood on my awesome sandals so I can pick up some Captain D's and take it home to my ugly wife so we can shag on full stomachs.

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god the sandals are tempting. stay focused *slaps self in face* stay focused.
there is one drawback to being a samurai, i didnt want to bring out the big guns, but you posted a picture of the sandals and it almost single handedly made me change.
samurai were very similiar to spartans and how they felt about the men they fought with. they felt that you needed to love the man on the battlefield more than anybody else, even more than your woman. so in turn, they made sweet and passionate love to one another so they would become closer to each other. yeah.
and i think your overlooking the bonus of finding TREASURE. and awesome sex is good. but awesome sex on top of buried treasure has got to be the best imaginable. and pirates are really the original gangsters. lil wayne and pacman jones think they make it rain. ok. long john says tell me how my dick taste.