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Seriously, who's gonna frick w/ me when I'm hangin out slayin pandas w/ Samurai Jack and rockin those badboys?! Nobody, that's who! Certainly not some filthy, toothless, eyeliner wearing Johnny Depp-type pirate!

I agree with you about Depp, but I give you:

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I just wanna slay some bitch-arse Pandas and try to avoid getting too much blood on my awesome sandals so I can pick up some Captain D's and take it home to my ugly wife so we can shag on full stomachs. No need to risk my life fighting the crazy alligator beast w/ impenetrable skin when I can mow down cute furry useless Pandas.

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So samurai logic is to do the easiest thing rather than go for glory? Sad life dude. I'll take pillaging, plundering and high seas hijinks over some boring, contemplative life of watching grass grow and killing ants and pandas because they are easy prey.

Give me cannons, gun powder, mutinies, stealing, rum and the whole sea as my playground. Have your field of daises, wooden clogs, sake, and longs walks up a gravel path to "enlightenment." I'll find enlightenment after I find treasure and retire to my private island with my hot arse wife.

Oh and yeah, and give me the Caribbean (I'll whip that place into order) over Japan any day. White beaches and nice weather.

And yes, I know my avatar is samurai. But Kikiyuchio was basically a samurai-pirate hybrid, and I'm ok with that.

This post was edited on 9/10/10 at 10:19 am

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Posted by iwyLSUiwy

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Posted on 9/10/10 at 12:48 pm to Freauxzen

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I just wanna slay some bitch-arse Pandas and try to avoid getting too much blood on my awesome sandals so I can pick up some Captain D's and take it home to my ugly wife so we can shag on full stomachs.

god the sandals are tempting. stay focused *slaps self in face* stay focused.
there is one drawback to being a samurai, i didnt want to bring out the big guns, but you posted a picture of the sandals and it almost single handedly made me change.
samurai were very similiar to spartans and how they felt about the men they fought with. they felt that you needed to love the man on the battlefield more than anybody else, even more than your woman. so in turn, they made sweet and passionate love to one another so they would become closer to each other. yeah.

and i think your overlooking the bonus of finding TREASURE. and awesome sex is good. but awesome sex on top of buried treasure has got to be the best imaginable. and pirates are really the original gangsters. lil wayne and pacman jones think they make it rain. ok. long john says tell me how my dick taste.

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