re: Riddle me this Rant...

BOSCEAUX, neither Bama nor UF finished with one of the worst offenses in the country last year. Neither Bama nor UF finished with one of the worst defenses in the country the previous year. You're taking anger and frustration that spans across two seasons, and trying to isolate it to ONE scary (and somewhat poorly coached) opening game. Your analogy doesn't work. Let me draw a parallel: Mike has a wife who's been cheating on him for 2 years. All of his friends know it, and they've been screaming "leave her" for those 2 years. And then on Saturday night, she goes to the mall and drops $1000 on a new Gucci bag. Along comes his supportive friend, BOSCEAUX, who says "well Nick and Bob's wives spent a ton of money on Saturday at the mall too -- I guess they should leave their wives". But Nick and Bob's wives haven't been cheating on them for 2 years.

Not rant logic...flawed logic.