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USA Curling poll

Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:46 am
Posted by BraveTiger225
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2008
17662 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:46 am
How will John Shuster choke away American victory Friday against France?

A) Miss an incredibly easy shot with almighty authority
B) Make a hard shot, crap himself, then miss in extras
C) Fling his own fat arse down the ice in attempt to blank the over
D) Get wasted at breakfast and actually play well for a change (look at him...don't tell me he doesn't love a brew)

On a side note, if Kige played curling, I think Shuster is a dead ringer.





P.S. Kige needs to make a curling how-to video.
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:48 am to
I'm taking D.
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
Member since Apr 2009
19722 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:49 am to
E ) Look absolutely terrible for about 7 ends, have the announcers talk about how bad he's played, then he'll lead an almighty comeback, then blow a lead chance with
quote:

A) Miss an incredibly easy shot with almighty authority

then of course
quote:

B) Make a hard shot, crap himself, then miss in extras


But in all honesty, I think the US brings at least two W's home from Vancouver

May answer is B
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:52 am to
BTW I would say most curlers enjoy a brew since it's a little bit like bowling on ice.
Posted by CTexTiger
Austin, TX
Member since Jul 2008
4988 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:07 am to
I say he wins the game with a tremendous shot. However, upon further review he let go of the rock a split second too late... OVER THE LINE!

Penalty = Team France gets the win.
This post was edited on 2/19/10 at 8:08 am
Posted by Bho
Lexington
Member since Dec 2007
24811 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:44 am to
A
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8922 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:44 am to
D for sure
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8922 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:45 am to
Besides. I always play better at shuffleboard when wasted.
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25606 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:48 am to
I'm going with C. At least that would be entertaining.
Posted by SprintFun
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
45838 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:50 am to
The reason he's sucked is because the curling house up there is dry. He needs that brew. Expect a flask today.
Posted by ornagestorm
Oregon
Member since Jun 2008
5105 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:53 am to
A and C
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 9:00 am to
F) Realize for 3 years 11 months and 2 weeks no one gives a frick and go home resulting in a forfeit
Posted by SwampDonks
Member since Mar 2008
18342 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:27 am to
Watched Canada at like 2 this morning and those mother frickers know how to play

ETA: going with D and then a little A later on
This post was edited on 2/19/10 at 10:28 am
Posted by Montpelier
USA Fan
Member since Jan 2010
502 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:35 am to
I'll take C. It made me laugh.
This post was edited on 2/19/10 at 10:36 am
Posted by igoringa
South Mississippi
Member since Jun 2007
12264 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:51 am to
I am not exaggerating the statement I am about to make. I have watched hundreds of bonspiels in my time and thousands of individual matches.

The performance of the US skips have been, for a tournament of this magnitude and related to a competent team, the worst collective performance I have seen over a several day period. Epicly bad.

All you hope for in this sport is the opportunity to have control. If you could be told before the game started that you could fast forward to last stone and, with the hammer, simply have to have your skip make a peel, draw, raise, whatever.... you would take it everytime. And they have uniformily epicly failed all damn tournament when given such gift opportunities.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36788 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 3:01 pm to
D
Posted by LSUCanFAN
In the past
Member since Jan 2009
28097 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 4:39 pm to
mens and womens
Posted by LSUCanFAN
In the past
Member since Jan 2009
28097 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 4:40 pm to
this and they are sitting the SKIP! I am not kidding.......unheard of....
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70563 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 4:45 pm to
yeah they benched his arse
Posted by gosaints16
Member since Jan 2010
259 posts
Posted on 2/19/10 at 5:35 pm to
Andddd

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