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USA Curling poll
Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:46 am
Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:46 am
How will John Shuster choke away American victory Friday against France?
A) Miss an incredibly easy shot with almighty authority
B) Make a hard shot, crap himself, then miss in extras
C) Fling his own fat arse down the ice in attempt to blank the over
D) Get wasted at breakfast and actually play well for a change (look at him...don't tell me he doesn't love a brew)
On a side note, if Kige played curling, I think Shuster is a dead ringer.
P.S. Kige needs to make a curling how-to video.
A) Miss an incredibly easy shot with almighty authority
B) Make a hard shot, crap himself, then miss in extras
C) Fling his own fat arse down the ice in attempt to blank the over
D) Get wasted at breakfast and actually play well for a change (look at him...don't tell me he doesn't love a brew)
On a side note, if Kige played curling, I think Shuster is a dead ringer.
P.S. Kige needs to make a curling how-to video.
Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:49 am to BraveTiger225
E ) Look absolutely terrible for about 7 ends, have the announcers talk about how bad he's played, then he'll lead an almighty comeback, then blow a lead chance with
then of course
But in all honesty, I think the US brings at least two W's home from Vancouver
May answer is B
quote:
A) Miss an incredibly easy shot with almighty authority
then of course
quote:
B) Make a hard shot, crap himself, then miss in extras
But in all honesty, I think the US brings at least two W's home from Vancouver
May answer is B
Posted on 2/19/10 at 1:52 am to BraveTiger225
BTW I would say most curlers enjoy a brew since it's a little bit like bowling on ice.
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:07 am to BraveTiger225
I say he wins the game with a tremendous shot. However, upon further review he let go of the rock a split second too late... OVER THE LINE!
Penalty = Team France gets the win.
Penalty = Team France gets the win.
This post was edited on 2/19/10 at 8:08 am
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:45 am to SM6
Besides. I always play better at shuffleboard when wasted.
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:48 am to SM6
I'm going with C. At least that would be entertaining.
Posted on 2/19/10 at 8:50 am to SM6
The reason he's sucked is because the curling house up there is dry. He needs that brew. Expect a flask today.
Posted on 2/19/10 at 9:00 am to BraveTiger225
F) Realize for 3 years 11 months and 2 weeks no one gives a frick and go home resulting in a forfeit
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:27 am to Elleshoe
Watched Canada at like 2 this morning and those mother frickers know how to play
ETA: going with D and then a little A later on
ETA: going with D and then a little A later on
This post was edited on 2/19/10 at 10:28 am
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:35 am to Elleshoe
I'll take C. It made me laugh. 
This post was edited on 2/19/10 at 10:36 am
Posted on 2/19/10 at 10:51 am to Montpelier
I am not exaggerating the statement I am about to make. I have watched hundreds of bonspiels in my time and thousands of individual matches.
The performance of the US skips have been, for a tournament of this magnitude and related to a competent team, the worst collective performance I have seen over a several day period. Epicly bad.
All you hope for in this sport is the opportunity to have control. If you could be told before the game started that you could fast forward to last stone and, with the hammer, simply have to have your skip make a peel, draw, raise, whatever.... you would take it everytime. And they have uniformily epicly failed all damn tournament when given such gift opportunities.
The performance of the US skips have been, for a tournament of this magnitude and related to a competent team, the worst collective performance I have seen over a several day period. Epicly bad.
All you hope for in this sport is the opportunity to have control. If you could be told before the game started that you could fast forward to last stone and, with the hammer, simply have to have your skip make a peel, draw, raise, whatever.... you would take it everytime. And they have uniformily epicly failed all damn tournament when given such gift opportunities.
Posted on 2/19/10 at 4:40 pm to igoringa
this and they are sitting the SKIP! I am not kidding.......unheard of....
Posted on 2/19/10 at 4:45 pm to LSUCanFAN
yeah they benched his arse
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