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If U were Advising Tiger W....
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:33 pm
what would you tell him?
How's this:
Tiger, your wife is likely to seek legal separation after Christamas. Try to negotiate a settlement w/ her that is quite lucrative for her and would keep her and your children in the US rather than have them move to Sweden as is currently being reported. Voluntarily disregard the prenup. Then allow the separation. If a reconciliation works out in the future, great. That would be awesome for you and your family.
Have a public press conference, and admit that many of the claims are true and that you through your own selfishness caused this situation and that you cannot fault your wife for divorcing you.
Then state you will spend the near future doing some serious soul searching and probably some in depth counseling.
Furthermore, during this time you are going to recommit your self to golf and will not only play but play far more tournaments than you had in previous years. Also maybe state that you are not going to seek or accept any endorsement deals for a minimum of the next calendar year.
Then tell them you'll answer questions for the next hour but after this press conference you will never speak about these matters again.
Then GO PLAY GOLF!
How's this:
Tiger, your wife is likely to seek legal separation after Christamas. Try to negotiate a settlement w/ her that is quite lucrative for her and would keep her and your children in the US rather than have them move to Sweden as is currently being reported. Voluntarily disregard the prenup. Then allow the separation. If a reconciliation works out in the future, great. That would be awesome for you and your family.
Have a public press conference, and admit that many of the claims are true and that you through your own selfishness caused this situation and that you cannot fault your wife for divorcing you.
Then state you will spend the near future doing some serious soul searching and probably some in depth counseling.
Furthermore, during this time you are going to recommit your self to golf and will not only play but play far more tournaments than you had in previous years. Also maybe state that you are not going to seek or accept any endorsement deals for a minimum of the next calendar year.
Then tell them you'll answer questions for the next hour but after this press conference you will never speak about these matters again.
Then GO PLAY GOLF!
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:36 pm to specs1
He's not going to do anything until everything is out in the open and I don't think everything is out in the open yet
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:43 pm to specs1
quote:
specs1
you're really obsessed with this.
This post was edited on 12/14/09 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:45 pm to specs1
BTW, to stay on topic...no money exchanged, tell her to do what she feels is best for her, no rearranging of the prenup, make a statement revealing anything else that might come out, lay low for about a year, come back and play golf and win...people have short memories when it comes to icons
Posted on 12/13/09 at 9:59 pm to specs1
well hopefully he is smart and has a good amount of money hidden away. if so i would get plastic surgery, move somewhere with warm weather, nice beaches, good looking women, and friendly locals and live the easy life.
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:04 pm to specs1
quote:
If U were Advising Tiger W....
PIIHB and show her whos boss
Posted on 12/13/09 at 10:05 pm to specs1
I would still tell him to completely turn heel and take on a Hollywood Hogan persona. This could be awesome for the sport of golf.
Imagine a foul-mouth, two toned bearded, ho tappin, and beer drinking tiger. He could even request championship belts instead of trophies for tournaments, and he could yell during other people's swings and be nasty to the media. Additionally, this would open up all kinds of new sponsors. Screw gatorade, he can be the new face of Monster energy drinks or Bud light or something.
Imagine a foul-mouth, two toned bearded, ho tappin, and beer drinking tiger. He could even request championship belts instead of trophies for tournaments, and he could yell during other people's swings and be nasty to the media. Additionally, this would open up all kinds of new sponsors. Screw gatorade, he can be the new face of Monster energy drinks or Bud light or something.
Posted on 12/14/09 at 6:14 am to specs1
quote:
what would you tell him?
How's this:
Tiger, your wife is likely to seek legal separation after Christamas. Try to negotiate a settlement w/ her that is quite lucrative for her and would keep her and your children in the US rather than have them move to Sweden as is currently being reported. Voluntarily disregard the prenup. Then allow the separation. If a reconciliation works out in the future, great. That would be awesome for you and your family.
Have a public press conference, and admit that many of the claims are true and that you through your own selfishness caused this situation and that you cannot fault your wife for divorcing you.
Then state you will spend the near future doing some serious soul searching and probably some in depth counseling.
Furthermore, during this time you are going to recommit your self to golf and will not only play but play far more tournaments than you had in previous years. Also maybe state that you are not going to seek or accept any endorsement deals for a minimum of the next calendar year.
Then tell them you'll answer questions for the next hour but after this press conference you will never speak about these matters again.
Then GO PLAY GOLF!
Addendum: You still have a few hundred million dollars. Use some of it to make a few of those skanks lives a little more difficult.
Posted on 12/14/09 at 8:11 am to specs1
quote:Nope.
Have a public press conference
James Carville said it best regarding Tiger: "Shut up. Don't say a thing."
Posted on 12/14/09 at 2:25 pm to specs1
Shep just reported Accenture had a 10-15 million dollar contract with Tiger. Hell, I'd do it for half that if they'd come aknockin.
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