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Tobias Fünke: I just need to prove to my wife that I can act like a man. And it's not about sex. I don't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking.
Michael: That's not what I WAS thinking...

Michael: You don't want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay- living off handouts your whole life. Why don't you come up with a way to make money? A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe a business idea.
Tobias Fünke: Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking.
Michael: Actually, that time, that was what I was thinking.

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Tobias Fünke: So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

Tobias Fünke: He might be afraid of sex, but you're not.
George Michael Bluth: I'm not afraid of sex.
Tobias Fünke: Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with here.
[George Michael hesitates]
Tobias Fünke: I thought so.

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if only i could find the graft vs host video

at that picture....I love that show

still one of my favorite scenes....


Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something I can't give her, um... maybe a little "afternoon delight".
Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named Afternoon Deelite, a strain famous for slowing behavior.
Oscar: Well sure, my question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie
Michael: Hey.

Maeby: My mom signed me out of school early, so then she wouldn’t have to pick me up later, so then she wouldn’t be late for the Christmas party.

Michael: That’s about the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

Maeby: I had to drive because she had a little bit of a buzz on.

Michael: No, that’s it.

quote:

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Tobias: "I can taste those meaty man parts now"

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people are starring at me in class right now i'm LOL'ing at all these Tobias quotes.

Sitwell: The only thing I ask is, out of the 450 homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city.
Gob: That’s great. So the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we’re saying?



also....."frick Mountain"

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Tobias: Although, perhaps I should call the “Hot Cops” and tell them to come up with something more nautically themed. Hot Sailors. Better yet, Hot Seam...

Michael: I like Hot Sailors.

Tobias: Hmm. Me, too.

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considering I started the thread with that quote, "COME ON!"

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The scene where Gob reads in a deep voice to Lucille II the menu at the restaurant kills me every single time.

"Chicken fingers....with club sauce."

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When Lucille I is mad at Lucille II for hanging with Gob.

Lucille: "She is trying to get to me by proving that she is closer to my children than I am. But, the jokes on her, because she doesn't realize how little I care for Gob."

Michael: "I think that means the jokes on Gob."

You are ALL welcome

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Publicist: There are very few intelligent, attractive, straight men in this town.

Tobias: Well, that certainly leaves me out.
everyone looks at Tobias
Tobias: You said single, right? She did say single, right?

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same amazing episode as this gem:

George Michael Bluth: You know, I have a job.

Tobias Fünke: [coughing] Kiss arse... well we were all thinking it.

Buster: Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do...

Jessie Bowers: Excellent question, what a publicist does is...

Buster: No, no, no I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?

George Michael Bluth: At the banana stand.

Buster: Oh! Duh! I thought you meant like a plumber or something and I was like 'when did that happen?'