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List the Plot Holes in Transformers 2(Obvious Spoilers)

Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:41 am
Posted by jojothetireguy
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:41 am
Just wondering what the people have seen and hated
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:48 am to
Cars that turn into robots, that is so unrealistic
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:51 am to
Posted by lsugradman
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:55 am to
Megan Fox running around after that little douchebag. Would never happen.
Posted by Volvagia
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 9:57 am to
Posted by Dorothy
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:00 am to
The Transformers movies have plots? Hmm. Who knew?
Posted by jojothetireguy
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:02 am to
on some of those, that person is trying to hard to find problems, i'll give him some but not all.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:14 am to
that was incredible

and beautifully accurate
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:23 am to
I couldn't find the original, but that was it copied into that blog. I just think it's hilarious because he is interviewing himself.
Posted by Volvagia
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:25 am to
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Could you sum up the film in one line of its dialogue?

"I am standing directly beneath the enemy's scrotum."
Posted by MSTiger33
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:37 am to
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So the Decepticons made a slutty robot to attend his college and enrolled her in classes and put her in on-campus housing just in case Sam ended up being important at some point in the future?
Apparently. It was an elaborate plan, but it sure paid off.

How so?
Well, not at all. The slut-bot made out with him for a little bit then immediately tried to kill him, neither for any apparent motive or gain.


Because that is what crazy sluts do. They try to kill you for no apparent reason. The Decepticons made the perfect slut-bot.
Posted by jojothetireguy
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:37 am to
i'll be honest, the only reason i'm questioning it is because i didn't find it nearly as bad as some people make it out to be. I mean obviously there were some problems with it, but it's a movie based on action figures, i didn't expect it to be an oscar-worthy plot.
Posted by Volvagia
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:51 am to
No

This is beyond suspension of disbelief for action movies.

The first one was fine by me. The second one assumes the audience is retarded.

Posted by Kracka
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:56 am to
What I find hilarious is that 90% of the people on this site who grew up loving the cartoon version are such pussies when it comes to critisizing the live action versions. They say the movies sucked and they were cheesy and unrealistic and filled with plot holes. Have any of you movie critics really watched and paid attention to how cheesy the original cartoons were? Dialogue and all?
Posted by MSTiger33
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 11:00 am to
I was a big fan of transformers as a kid. The first movie wasn't bad. The second one was painful.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 11:11 am to
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i'll be honest, the only reason i'm questioning it is because i didn't find it nearly as bad as some people make it out to be. I mean obviously there were some problems with it, but it's a movie based on action figures, i didn't expect it to be an oscar-worthy plot.

Oh, I definitely agree. I enjoyed it. You know why? Because the transformers looked cool and lots of shite got blown up.

I still say to this day that anybody who bitches about Transformers sucking got what they deserved because you knew exactly what you were going to see when you went to watch it. If you expected ANYTHING more out of that movie other than transformers looking cool and shite blowing up, then the joke is on you.

I went to see it, spent a couple of hours there, and then left satisfied and entertained. Thus, I enjoyed it. in blockbuster popcorn movies like that, plots (and thus, plot holes) are not very high on the director's list. And nor should they be...it's meant as mindless entertainment.
This post was edited on 12/3/09 at 11:14 am
Posted by jojothetireguy
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 11:22 am to
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I still say to this day that anybody who bitches about Transformers sucking got what they deserved because you knew exactly what you were going to see when you went to watch it. If you expected ANYTHING more out of that movie other than transformers looking cool and shite blowing up, then the joke is on you


same here
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 11:23 am to
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I am already incredibly sick of this movie, and I'm just typing questions about it. Sam resurrects Optimus, Optimus kills the Fallen, end of story, right?
Pretty close. Sam dies, though.

Really?
Yeah, for a little while. But then the Transformers in heaven send him back because he still has work to do.

frick you.
I'm serious.

frick you. There's no way.
It's true. The 6-7 Primes are there in the clouds like Mufasa's head in The Lion King, and tell Sam he's awesome and he needs to live again so he can bring Optimus back to life.

I may be ill.

Posted by Volvagia
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 11:37 am to
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If you expected ANYTHING more out of that movie other than transformers looking cool and shite blowing up, then the joke is on you.


I could have gone without the jump from Washington DC to Arizona just by leaving a building.

And can't forget robo-balls.

I really didn't care about the behind the scenes details like what were they really doing in China...it was the obvious up front and center elements that ruined it for me.

Not that I didn't enjoy it....but I don't consider it a tenth of the movie the first one was.
Posted by Feed Me Popeyes
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 11:49 am to
I would never see 2 after how bad the first one was...

my friend saw it and said there was a massive geography fail when they characters are in Jordan and then suddenly see the Egyptian Pyramids after running for a while. Apparently Israel and/or the Siani Desert don't exist. He said he LOL'ed in the theatre at the mistake, but "the mouth-breathers around him" probably thought it was perfectly fine

He also mentioned something about another geography fail in relation to the Smithsonian, but I don't remember exactly what he said about that. I may have the details wrong here, but you get the point
This post was edited on 12/3/09 at 11:52 am
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