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Posted on 11/27/09 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Hogules
Huntington
Member since Jun 2008
284 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 9:35 am to
Calls for the ball to be "clocked" at an opponents 8 yard line, with only 1 second left on the game clock and down by 2 points...................oh, wait that's Les Miles.

If Ryan Mallett asks for the ball to be clocked it is because he is trying to ascertain the velocity the football is leaving his rocket launcher of an arm with.
Posted by crawfishcharlie
Crawfishtown, USA
Member since Dec 2003
4866 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 9:35 am to
knows how to spell his name backwards...
Posted by BayouRat15
DAUPHIN ISLAND,AL
Member since Jan 2004
10182 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 9:54 am to
Tight rolls his jeans
Posted by woopiginaustin
Moderator
Member since Jun 2008
8590 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Tight rolls his jeans


I laughed
Posted by cardee2003
Baton Rouge/Tacoma,WA
Member since Jan 2009
2632 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 10:18 am to
frick Mallet
Posted by cosmicdingo
Springhill, La.
Member since Mar 2006
2173 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 10:23 am to
Drinks his own bathwater.
Picks his nose and eats it.
Farts in the tub and bites the bubbles.
Can , unfortunately, throw pretty well.
Posted by rogersvillemohog
Rogersville, Mo
Member since Nov 2009
794 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 10:26 am to
Doesn't spike the ball with one sec. on the clock...
Posted by darkdaysof dinardo
Minden
Member since Jan 2007
419 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 10:28 am to
still wears parachute pants and watches Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo before each game.
Posted by toonces must go
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2008
51 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 10:28 am to
I'm sure this topic was beaten to death, resurrected, shot, turned into a Frankenstein monster and then chased off a cliff back in 2008; but I am asking anyway because I am a true rantard.

Did we have any chance getting him after he left Michigan? The Les/Big M connection must have had him on our radar, non?

This post was edited on 11/27/09 at 10:32 am
Posted by rogersvillemohog
Rogersville, Mo
Member since Nov 2009
794 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 10:29 am to
Who is this Mallet?
I know of a Ryan Mallett, but no Ryan Mallet..,
Posted by darkdaysof dinardo
Minden
Member since Jan 2007
419 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 10:38 am to
Definition of IRONY- Arkansas fans correcting spelling errors!
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
19102 posts
Posted on 11/27/09 at 10:52 am to
Would start for LSU and you'd be undefeated and playin' for a NC. But instead ..........
Posted by BayouRat15
DAUPHIN ISLAND,AL
Member since Jan 2004
10182 posts
Posted on 11/28/09 at 9:50 am to
Slows down when the light turns yellow
Posted by thebert4130
baton rouge
Member since Nov 2007
1611 posts
Posted on 11/28/09 at 9:53 am to
pee's on your feet when your at the urinal next to him.
Posted by woopiginaustin
Moderator
Member since Jun 2008
8590 posts
Posted on 11/28/09 at 9:54 am to
quote:

Their spelling your name is optional.


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