10 reasons a columnist from Ole Miss hates LSU

It's BCS envy. Heck, not even that, it's SECCG envy. Oh, alright, SECWC envy.

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6. Les Miles – When the only nickname fans can come up with for their head coach is “The Hat,” referencing the goofy baseball cap that sits too high on Miles’ head, he probably hasn’t done much for the team.

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Won a NC. What has Nutt done?

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9. Recruiting competition – Wouldn’t it be nice if the only school we had to recruit athletes against in the state was Tulane?

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Since no other big schools recruit Louisiana kids. USCw begs to differ

Lame article

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Les Miles – When the only nickname fans can come up with for their head coach is “The Hat,” referencing the goofy baseball cap that sits too high on Miles’ head, he probably hasn’t done much for the team.

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National Championship WHAT? SEC Championship WHAT? Sugar Bowl WHAT? haha

im in oxford for the game and this morning my ex girlfriend, who attends ole miss, called me and read all of these to me. I just told her i wish the rivalry was half as big to us as it is to them... she never did like backhanded compliments

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9. Recruiting competition – Wouldn’t it be nice if the only school we had to recruit athletes against in the state was Tulane?

Oh, excuse me, can’t forget about the mighty Techsters and Warhawks! (You’re asking what schools those nicknames accompany, aren’t you? See my point?)

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this is more like the top 10 reasons LSU is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ole pIss

Native daughter Faith Hill is married to an LSU fanatic, and they cheer on the Tigers together..

Native daughter Sela Ward, became a Bama cheerleader..

The hottest of Magnolia Queens, have taste and common sense.

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Seaux geaux back teaux scheauxll yeaux cajun idieauxts!

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Translation: So go back tow skoal yo cajun idi-oh-ts

If I was him and couldn't comprehend the formation of a simple rhyme scheme, I wouldn't be calling someone else an idiot

Ole Piss isn't called Ole Piss without a good reason.

I hate Ole Miss more than any other SEC school based on the way they act in Ole Miss - dumb stupid blonds saying "go the helllll LSU" drunk off their arse getting ready to be humped by Dexter, in his green slacks, thinking he's clever as well.

It goes beyond that - even the old drunks there - and there are plenty - like to act like they want to mix it up - until you let them know you are happy to knock their fricking head off their head, old man or not.

I also want to say I have never seen the loser pack-like mentality I have seen there, at any college game I have ever been to - and I have been at venues all over.

There are many decent fans there, but for a long time I thought the student behavior at Ole Miss,was the worse around the league. However, I understand LSU's students these days, have made an assault on that long standing reputation.

The old "vanguard" gumps though - "the Ole Miss relics" that don't appreciate you having bought a ticket from someone that puts you in his section, well I have never seen more miserable old crusty drunk assholes, in my entire life as is common at Ole Piss.

I would have thought the number one reason would be that the average ACT score at LSU is more than 2 points higher than at Ole Miss. In fact Moo State has a higher average ACT score than the Rebs.