Top ten reasons I gave up my season tickets

Phuck you

There is NO place like Tiger Stadium.

No way your living room is as much fun as TS.

Just admit to the board your wife made you give them up!

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Top ten reasons I gave up my season tickets
10-no more fans blocking my view of the field by standing the entire game.
9-The so called fans who constantly get up and go to the restroom, concessions, etc. even during crucial plays in the game requiring me to stand up and let them pass.
8-Getting wet from the drink that was spilled on me by the so called fan on their way back to their seat.
7-Constant barage of profanity,bird flipping, and general obnoxious behavior.
6-Drunken fans on the highways trying to get home after the game.
5-Needed the funds for another project. (see #1)
4-H1N1
3-better game time weather conditions.
2-Great cooking at a much better price.
And the number one reason I gave up my LSU football season tickets.
I FINISHED MY HOME THEATER ROOM!

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I respect your opinion but you are exactly the kind of fan that should stay home and watch the ballgame. I commend you for doing the right thing and giving up your season tickets to someone that may actually enjoy the pageantry that is college football in the SEC. You sir are a good man.

You forgot, selling tickets probably paid for that home theater room

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Top ten reasons I gave up my season tickets
10-no more fans blocking my view of the field by standing the entire game.
9-The so called fans who constantly get up and go to the restroom, concessions, etc. even during crucial plays in the game requiring me to stand up and let them pass.
8-Getting wet from the drink that was spilled on me by the so called fan on their way back to their seat.
7-Constant barage of profanity,bird flipping, and general obnoxious behavior.
6-Drunken fans on the highways trying to get home after the game.
5-Needed the funds for another project. (see #1)
4-H1N1
3-better game time weather conditions.
2-Great cooking at a much better price.
And the number one reason I gave up my LSU football season tickets.
I FINISHED MY HOME THEATER ROOM!

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TOP 10 REASONS I KEEP MY LSU FOOTBALL SEASON TICKETS

10. Standing the entire game to watch my Tigers every single f'ing play..
9. Them stadium Sausage dogs are goood and I need to take a leak...too much beer at the tailgate.
8. Sharing my drink with other tiger fans
7. Getting emotional during the game. Wearing my feelings on my sleeve
6. Riding my bicycle back to my house after the stadium while being honked at by some uptight F
5. I haven't anything else to spend my money on. See #1.
4. Immunity building
3. I like rain and intense heat combined
2. Did I mention the sausage dogs?

And the number one reason I keep my LSU football season tickets

I LOVE THE F"ING TIGERS IN TIGER STADIUM AND CAN"T IMAGINE DOING ANYTHING ELSE WHILE ITS HAPPENING.


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10-no more fans blocking my view of the field by standing the entire game.

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Thank you for leaving. You probably were one of the ones who complained enough to have the ticket office make that statement about requiring fans to sit down..

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9-The so called fans who constantly get up and go to the restroom, concessions, etc. even during crucial plays in the game requiring me to stand up and let them pass.

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So called fans? You are giving up your tickets...

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8-Getting wet from the drink that was spilled on me by the so called fan on their way back to their seat.

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Again the emphasis on "so called". Dude, your giving up your tickets! Wear a rain jacket if your concern is getting a little bourbon on you.

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7-Constant barage of profanity,bird flipping, and general obnoxious behavior.

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This is the reason why we are known as the most proud, rowdy fans in the country, making it the most difficult place to play. TS will now be a better place without your cynicism.

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6-Drunken fans on the highways trying to get home after the game.

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Can't argue with you there...

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5-Needed the funds for another project. (see #1)

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I kindof hope that one of your friends comes over to watch a game and gets up during the middle of a big play and spills his drink all over you.

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4-H1N1

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The flu? Are you a bubble boy? Its been around for thousands of years...

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3-better game time weather conditions.

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Unless your media room is outdoors, i'm not sure weather conditions apply..

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2-Great cooking at a much better price.

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You need to learn about the art of bumming tailgate food..

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I FINISHED MY HOME THEATER ROOM!

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Just think..Next year when its in the late part of rivalry game, and the other team is going for it on 4th and short, you'll probably be turning up the TV to try and get the same effect as if you were in TS, wont you? But wait, there's nothing like it. Its the best place in the whole entire world and one day, and trust me this day will come, you will be sitting in that room, and longing for those spilled drinks...those ignorant fans...those rain soaked nights(although it never rains)...and the roar of the crowd...

I pity you...

Uh great, I'll have fun tailgating and going to the game.

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4-H1N1

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That is the lamest excuse ever. Do you have children?

You are a dumbass because you could have made money EVERY year selling them