re: Will never return to The Cove

When all you beer weenies grow up you'll learn to appreciate vodka martini's like me. I don't drop the pool stick. I have five martinis and hurl it across the room after I scratched on the eight ball and ripped the felt. Tell the bartender to bite me then tell him if he wants a piece of me I'm "Chicken" on TigerDroppings and ask around and he'll find me.

Then I throw up in the parking lot just for good measure. Screw that douche bartender.