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Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:22 am
Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
14159 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:22 am
I am stuck in Iraq living with the biggest toolfag known to man. This dude is ridiculous. He shows up to the team a CHERRY, never mentioning a word about Florida football. All of sudden, he sees that I am a die hard Tiger fan and what does he do, "jumps on the BANDWAGON", Teblow this, Teblow that, Demps is the fastest man alive.....blah blah blah. This dude is so pathetic that he wrote his wife to send him Florida hats, shirts, etc. He saw my three LSU flags hanging in my room and asked his wife to send him one. What an unoriginal fricktard. If any LSU Tiger football player is reading this, use this as ammo. Its dumbasses like this FLA wannabe that make the WIN you are gonna put on FLA Saturday much better. I got yelled at by higher because he went to hang it up outside and I ran underneath it with a blow torch, I went to light it on fire and was told to stand down. The flag is removed, but god, it would have been great to burn that fricker down. GEAUX TIGERS, BEAT THE EVER LIVING shite OUT OF THE GAYTORS SATURDAY, FIGHT AND KEEP FIGHTING, AND WHEN YOU SCORE, RUN THAT BITCH UP AND MAKE URBAN CRYER shite HIMSELF! TIGER BAIT!
This post was edited on 10/5/09 at 10:23 am
Posted by GatorTrunk
City Point, VA via Luna, LA
Member since Jul 2008
3332 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:24 am to
It is really amazing how many bandwagon Florida fans there are.
Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
14159 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:25 am to
no shite right, this dude even went out of his way to root for GA this past Saturday, man I hope we beat Florida in the dirt.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64512 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:26 am to
You da man, Sarge!
Posted by Louisianimal
Member since Dec 2008
885 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:26 am to
Sarge

have fun. i currently have 2 months left here in N. Iraq. i'm not going to miss this shite hole
This post was edited on 10/5/09 at 10:28 am
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15038 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:26 am to
Maybe you should stink palm him.... If the games goes bad... Run your hand down your sweaty arse then walk up to him and shake his hand... aka Stink Palm... works better the more balls you have to go ahead and shite on your hand... might be worth it
Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
14159 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:27 am to
Rabbit, I would love it if we blew em out by 30 points, I know that is probably not gonna happen, but it would be great.
Posted by lsualum01
Member since Sep 2008
1785 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:32 am to
Is he kinda like this guy? Gator Fan
Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
14159 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:34 am to
you just put the hammer on the nail......

this guy is a doucher.
Posted by TimTheTiger
Recently back to the EBR :)
Member since Jan 2009
1257 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:35 am to
Just roll a nade under the stall when he's poopin'

That'll shut his pie hole.
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14918 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:38 am to
Tell him jorts are all the rage in Gainesville.
Posted by PanhandleTigah
Florida Freedom Zone
Member since May 2008
9452 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Sarge

Go get 'em Sarge!
Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
14159 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:40 am to
IT SUCKS TO BE A FLORIDA GAYTOR!!!!!

GO GET EM TIGERS!!!!
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73028 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:43 am to
let's get some funds going and send Sarge a real live Bengal Tiger or a boxed up dead gator....

I'll put in $5.

Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
14159 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:45 am to
Do that, and you will drink free for life...
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64512 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:49 am to
I'm good for $25.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73028 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:51 am to


Then have the dead gator laying in his bunk when he returns one afternoon.

You responding with, "Hmmm, not sure how that could have gotten there.....maybe your wife sent that as well."
Posted by los angeles tiger
1,601 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
55976 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:54 am to
quote:

this dude even went out of his way to root for GA this past Saturday


Definitely a bandwagonner. The true gators never, ever pull for the dawgs.
Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
14159 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:56 am to
oh i called him out on that, brought up the dancing celebration by GA when they beat Florida, and he didnt even know what I was talking about.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61502 posts
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:58 am to
Frag him Sarge.
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