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Awesome Situation.......
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:22 am
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:22 am
I am stuck in Iraq living with the biggest toolfag known to man. This dude is ridiculous. He shows up to the team a CHERRY, never mentioning a word about Florida football. All of sudden, he sees that I am a die hard Tiger fan and what does he do, "jumps on the BANDWAGON", Teblow this, Teblow that, Demps is the fastest man alive.....blah blah blah. This dude is so pathetic that he wrote his wife to send him Florida hats, shirts, etc. He saw my three LSU flags hanging in my room and asked his wife to send him one. What an unoriginal fricktard. If any LSU Tiger football player is reading this, use this as ammo. Its dumbasses like this FLA wannabe that make the WIN you are gonna put on FLA Saturday much better. I got yelled at by higher because he went to hang it up outside and I ran underneath it with a blow torch, I went to light it on fire and was told to stand down. The flag is removed, but god, it would have been great to burn that fricker down. GEAUX TIGERS, BEAT THE EVER LIVING shite OUT OF THE GAYTORS SATURDAY, FIGHT AND KEEP FIGHTING, AND WHEN YOU SCORE, RUN THAT BITCH UP AND MAKE URBAN CRYER shite HIMSELF! TIGER BAIT!

This post was edited on 10/5/09 at 10:23 am
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:24 am to Sarge
It is really amazing how many bandwagon Florida fans there are.
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:25 am to GatorTrunk
no shite right, this dude even went out of his way to root for GA this past Saturday, man I hope we beat Florida in the dirt.
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:26 am to Sarge
Sarge
have fun. i currently have 2 months left here in N. Iraq. i'm not going to miss this shite hole
have fun. i currently have 2 months left here in N. Iraq. i'm not going to miss this shite hole
This post was edited on 10/5/09 at 10:28 am
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:26 am to GatorTrunk
Maybe you should stink palm him.... If the games goes bad... Run your hand down your sweaty arse then walk up to him and shake his hand... aka Stink Palm... works better the more balls you have to go ahead and shite on your hand... might be worth it
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:27 am to liquid rabbit
Rabbit, I would love it if we blew em out by 30 points, I know that is probably not gonna happen, but it would be great. 
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:34 am to lsualum01
you just put the hammer on the nail......
this guy is a doucher.
this guy is a doucher.
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:35 am to lsualum01
Just roll a nade under the stall when he's poopin'
That'll shut his pie hole.
That'll shut his pie hole.
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:38 am to Sarge
Tell him jorts are all the rage in Gainesville.
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:39 am to Sarge
quote:
Sarge
Go get 'em Sarge!
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:40 am to PanhandleTigah
IT SUCKS TO BE A FLORIDA GAYTOR!!!!!
GO GET EM TIGERS!!!!
GO GET EM TIGERS!!!!
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:43 am to Sarge
let's get some funds going and send Sarge a real live Bengal Tiger or a boxed up dead gator....
I'll put in $5.
I'll put in $5.
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:45 am to Klark Kent
Do that, and you will drink free for life... 
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:51 am to Sarge
Then have the dead gator laying in his bunk when he returns one afternoon.
You responding with, "Hmmm, not sure how that could have gotten there.....maybe your wife sent that as well."
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:54 am to Sarge
quote:
this dude even went out of his way to root for GA this past Saturday
Definitely a bandwagonner. The true gators never, ever pull for the dawgs.
Posted on 10/5/09 at 10:56 am to los angeles tiger
oh i called him out on that, brought up the dancing celebration by GA when they beat Florida, and he didnt even know what I was talking about. 
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