I need some good Georgia and Bama jokes

What more do you need than just "Georgia?" or "Bama?"

How many Gumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

4- One to change the light bulb, Two to discuss how Bear Bryant would have done it better, and One to throw the used light bulb at an NCAA Investigator!!

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Georgia to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools

Clem and Bubba were two unemployed rednecks from Tuscaloosa. However both dreamed of becoming firefighters and would go to the firehouse everyday to beg the Fire Chief for a job. Every day they would get turned down.

On one hot summer day, Clem and Bubba walked into the firehouse and said, “Chief, we rilly wanna be far fighters. Can ya give us a job?”

The Fire Chief looked at Clem and Bubba and said, “Boys, today is yore lucky day. I happen to have a little sumptin fer ya today. Thayur’s a little grass far down twixt 7th Avenue and Oliver Lake. Take the truck out and go put that grass far out. If’n ya do a good job, I’ll make ya both honorary far fighters.”

So Clem and Bubba jumped in the fire truck and sped off toward the fire with the sirens blazing.

After a couple of hours, Clem and Bubba had not returned, and the Chief was getting worried, so he and one of his men drove down to Oliver Lake to look for them. When they got to Oliver Lake, the fire was out, they found the fire engine, but there was no sign of Clem or Bubba.

The Chief got out of the truck and walked around the front of the fire engine. That’s where he found Clem and Bubba. The Chief was shocked: They were both naked. Clem had Bubba bent over the front bumper of the fire engine and was having his way with him.

“Clem and Bubba,” the Fire Chief started yelling, “What the hail are you two morons doing???”

“Wail, Chief,” said Clem, “Bubba was sufferin’ from smoke inhalation.”

“You idiot,” roared the Chief. “You’re supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!”

“I did that, Chief. How ya thank all this got started in the first place???”

Two ole boys from a suburb of Tuscaloosa were playing golf. On the 5th hole, there was discussion. One drive was to the middle of the fairway, the other drive landed in the rough. Both ole boys claimed the drive in the middle of the fairway. They argued. They threatened each other. When they both pulled knives, another foursome called for the pro. The pro asked what was going on. After listening to them, he said that he could help. Both ole boys put their knives up. He said, "Now listen carefully. Which one of you is hittin' the yellow ball?"

Why are Bama fans annoying like flies???




































Because they too can live off a dead bear for over 40 years.

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That's funny Adam..........

1. What does an Alabama virgin say while having sex for the first time?




Get off of me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.


2. How do you get an Alabama grad off your porch?




Pay for the pizza.

3. What’s long and hard on an Alabama fan?




Third grade.

what has 1000 legs and 2 teeth

















the funnel cake line at the alabama state fair