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Posted on 7/11/09 at 5:03 pm
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 7/11/09 at 5:03 pm
Kenny Powers

getting disc 2 from netflix Monday. This show is as good as everyone told me
Posted by ATLwreck
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
5558 posts
Posted on 7/11/09 at 5:09 pm to
You're frickin out!
Posted by gilhop
Greenville
Member since Aug 2008
440 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 12:25 am to
im frickin in!
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
19846 posts
Posted on 7/12/09 at 10:50 am to
Kenny Powers!!!
Posted by ShreveportTiger07
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2009
255 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:18 pm to
Favorite lines:

"Jesus can we get out of here? It smells like an old woman farted piss."

"Listen you beautiful bitch I'm about to frick you up with some truth."

"Hey this is my boss, don't try to suck him off."

"Quit looking at me with those black eyes you Church bitch."

Everything Kenny Powers says on his motivational tapes is solid gold. End of story.
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96889 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:19 pm to
i got a feeling season 2 is gonna suck.
Posted by Chunkdog
God's Country
Member since Oct 2005
801 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

"Listen you beautiful bitch I'm about to frick you up with some truth."




By far the best line in the show!!!


Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:23 pm to
"Fundamentals are a crutch of the talentless"

best. quote. ever.
Posted by ShreveportTiger07
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2009
255 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

Fundamentals are a crutch of the talentless"


I definitely forgot to include this.

(When principal says that he does triathlons) “I play real sports…not trying to be the best at exercising.”

“Why is there blue shite on your face Cleg? What, did you just blow Robocop?”

“There is one vision that gives me constant happiness, your two enormous breasts.”

Principal: “And who is this lovely lady you have here with you?” Kenny: “Lovely? Her?”

“What did I tell you, put something nice on. You look like a busted Daytona stripper.”

“I’m a bulletproof tiger man!”

“You named your daughter after fricking Titanic? Haha, what’s this one’s name…Shrek?…guess not”

(After hugging April) - “Yeah girl, I’m going to have to change my pants. I’m just kidding… I didn’t cum myself”

I've been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a frickin rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a frickin scientist.

Watch it, arse blood.

You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.

Just trying to get my frick on!

and my FAVORITE OF ALL TIME:

Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than frick. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my arse and suck my dick...everyone.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
87481 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
19846 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 6:03 pm to
Funniest show on TV. I bought season 1 yesterday. It's better now than when it first aired.
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 6:14 pm to
what you need to do tonight:
1)go get the dvd's
2)go to the special features
3)watch "Stevie's Dark Secret"
4)be cured of clinical depression
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 6:49 pm to
"Honey I love, I think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fricking dickhead"

oh and the line where he tells the kid where the porno is under the gun so he can make callous' on his hands
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96889 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 6:53 pm to
what's this one's name? fricking shrek?
Posted by LSUlunatic
Member since Dec 2006
6833 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 8:10 pm to
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LSUlunatic

thank you, sir!
Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 9:44 pm to
WOO!

This is my favorite scene in all of season 1.
They are by Ashley Schaffer (Will Ferrell) WOO!

LINK
If you a man and you are somewhat hesitant in buying a car Ashley over there will suck your dick, and if your a woman Scott over there will finger you with his penis. (whistle whistle)

Holy shite! This must be my God Damn fricking lucky Day. First off Kenny Powers walks in my show room and then tells me he wants to do a personal appearence. Its God damn amazing. WOO! W00!

I'll Pay you a hundred bucks.

You Premature ejaculator
Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

stevies dark secret = fricking hilarious


I laughed out loud IRL when i wastched this video. Stevie is quite the ladies man he FDR'd that chick. I wonder why that didnt make the show. Oh well its funny as shite im gonna show all my EBD buddies they will love this.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 7/13/09 at 10:13 pm to
His assistant is the best. When he attacked that high school with a knife

Was not expecting him to knock that black from the office eye out
Posted by bnozzles
Member since Jul 2009
987 posts
Posted on 7/14/09 at 12:11 am to
quote:

stevies dark secret = fricking hilarious


clutch improv by Stevie
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