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Eastbound and Down
Posted on 7/11/09 at 5:03 pm
Posted on 7/11/09 at 5:03 pm
Kenny Powers 
getting disc 2 from netflix Monday. This show is as good as everyone told me
getting disc 2 from netflix Monday. This show is as good as everyone told me
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Posted on 7/11/09 at 5:09 pm to CP3LSU25
You're frickin out!
Posted on 7/12/09 at 12:25 am to ATLwreck
im frickin in!
Posted on 7/12/09 at 10:50 am to gilhop
Kenny Powers!!!
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:18 pm to Marciano1
Favorite lines:
"Jesus can we get out of here? It smells like an old woman farted piss."
"Listen you beautiful bitch I'm about to frick you up with some truth."
"Hey this is my boss, don't try to suck him off."
"Quit looking at me with those black eyes you Church bitch."
Everything Kenny Powers says on his motivational tapes is solid gold. End of story.
"Jesus can we get out of here? It smells like an old woman farted piss."
"Listen you beautiful bitch I'm about to frick you up with some truth."
"Hey this is my boss, don't try to suck him off."
"Quit looking at me with those black eyes you Church bitch."
Everything Kenny Powers says on his motivational tapes is solid gold. End of story.
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:19 pm to ShreveportTiger07
i got a feeling season 2 is gonna suck.
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:20 pm to ShreveportTiger07
quote:
"Listen you beautiful bitch I'm about to frick you up with some truth."
By far the best line in the show!!!
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:23 pm to Chunkdog
"Fundamentals are a crutch of the talentless"
best. quote. ever.
best. quote. ever.
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:32 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
Fundamentals are a crutch of the talentless"
I definitely forgot to include this.
(When principal says that he does triathlons) “I play real sports…not trying to be the best at exercising.”
“Why is there blue shite on your face Cleg? What, did you just blow Robocop?”
“There is one vision that gives me constant happiness, your two enormous breasts.”
Principal: “And who is this lovely lady you have here with you?” Kenny: “Lovely? Her?”
“What did I tell you, put something nice on. You look like a busted Daytona stripper.”
“I’m a bulletproof tiger man!”
“You named your daughter after fricking Titanic? Haha, what’s this one’s name…Shrek?…guess not”
(After hugging April) - “Yeah girl, I’m going to have to change my pants. I’m just kidding… I didn’t cum myself”
I've been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a frickin rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a frickin scientist.
Watch it, arse blood.
You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
Just trying to get my frick on!
and my FAVORITE OF ALL TIME:
Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than frick. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my arse and suck my dick...everyone.
Posted on 7/13/09 at 5:57 pm to ShreveportTiger07
Posted on 7/13/09 at 6:03 pm to SPEEDY
Funniest show on TV. I bought season 1 yesterday. It's better now than when it first aired.
Posted on 7/13/09 at 6:14 pm to Marciano1
what you need to do tonight:
1)go get the dvd's
2)go to the special features
3)watch "Stevie's Dark Secret"
4)be cured of clinical depression
1)go get the dvd's
2)go to the special features
3)watch "Stevie's Dark Secret"
4)be cured of clinical depression
Posted on 7/13/09 at 6:49 pm to SPEEDY
"Honey I love, I think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fricking dickhead"
oh and the line where he tells the kid where the porno is under the gun so he can make callous' on his hands
oh and the line where he tells the kid where the porno is under the gun so he can make callous' on his hands
Posted on 7/13/09 at 6:53 pm to TheCaterpillar
what's this one's name? fricking shrek?
Posted on 7/13/09 at 8:05 pm to Fletch F Fletch
Posted on 7/13/09 at 8:10 pm to LSUlunatic
quote:
LSUlunatic
thank you, sir!
Posted on 7/13/09 at 9:44 pm to Fletch F Fletch
WOO!
This is my favorite scene in all of season 1.
They are by Ashley Schaffer (Will Ferrell) WOO!
LINK
If you a man and you are somewhat hesitant in buying a car Ashley over there will suck your dick, and if your a woman Scott over there will finger you with his penis. (whistle whistle)
Holy shite! This must be my God Damn fricking lucky Day. First off Kenny Powers walks in my show room and then tells me he wants to do a personal appearence. Its God damn amazing. WOO! W00!
I'll Pay you a hundred bucks.
You Premature ejaculator
This is my favorite scene in all of season 1.
They are by Ashley Schaffer (Will Ferrell) WOO!
LINK
If you a man and you are somewhat hesitant in buying a car Ashley over there will suck your dick, and if your a woman Scott over there will finger you with his penis. (whistle whistle)
Holy shite! This must be my God Damn fricking lucky Day. First off Kenny Powers walks in my show room and then tells me he wants to do a personal appearence. Its God damn amazing. WOO! W00!
I'll Pay you a hundred bucks.
You Premature ejaculator
Posted on 7/13/09 at 9:54 pm to msukb79
quote:
stevies dark secret = fricking hilarious
I laughed out loud IRL when i wastched this video. Stevie is quite the ladies man he FDR'd that chick.
I wonder why that didnt make the show. Oh well its funny as shite im gonna show all my EBD buddies they will love this.Posted on 7/13/09 at 10:13 pm to msukb79
His assistant is the best. When he attacked that high school with a knife
Was not expecting him to knock that black from the office eye out
Was not expecting him to knock that black from the office eye out
Posted on 7/14/09 at 12:11 am to LSUlunatic
quote:
stevies dark secret = fricking hilarious
clutch improv by Stevie
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