Your Field Guide to Observing the Seasonal 'No Kings' Display on Saturday

Your Field Guide to Observing the Seasonal 'No Kings' Display on Saturday


This Saturday, America will be treated to the magnificent migration currently known as the “No Kings March.” This seasonal display generally occurs in the Spring and the Fall, when the weather is fine and people aren’t away on vacation. It has gone by other names in the past, such as "Occupy," “Hands Off,” and “Black Lives Matter,” before settling into its current identity, which is based squarely on opposition to the democratically and popularly elected president. And with a little preparation, even a beginner can enjoy observing and photographing this impressive display!


Getting started
The first place to go for information on the Spring '26 march is the nokings.org website. Here, you will find the public-facing rationale for the well-funded and professionally organized unrest. The carefully edited and tested messaging makes for a fascinating study in propaganda:

IN AMERICA, WE HAVE NO KINGS.

We are showing up together again on March 28.

When our families are under attack and costs are pushing people to the brink, silence is not an option. We will defend ourselves and our communities against this administration’s unjust and cruel acts of violence. America does not belong to strongmen, greedy billionaires, or those who rule through fear. It belongs to us, the people.

The foreign-domestic partnerships behind these anti-American displays always have access to the best designers and branding experts. Thus, most people now recognize the brightly-colored graphic identity of the current iteration of the mass march:


To start planning your outing, go to the nokings.org website and enter your zipcode in the FIND AN EVENT NEAR YOU section on the homepage. Can't make the rally in your hometown? Don't worry — they will be scheduled at staggered times in the nearby towns, so that the professional organizers assigned to your area have time to move from one event to the next!

What you can expect to see
A mish-mash of causes: Leftist overlords coined the term “intersectionality” to make it easier to unite various radical causes into a single action. This clever move inflates numbers and ensures inter-group support.


Hierarchy: Most species have a social hierarchy on which their survival is dependent, and radical left protesting organizations are no different. Watch for the professional organizers; these are basically the regional managers sent by corporate to hand out official signage and props at the beginning of an event, and to collect them at the end to redeploy at the next rally.

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