Ladies (and soccer fans), Thermorectum guy pleaded out and is now ready to party.

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The ex-con who had an insulated beverage container crammed into his rectum when he was busted on drug charges has just cut a plea deal that resulted in his release from a Florida lockup.

Walter Frymire, 52, pleaded no contest Friday to possession of a meth pipe and threatening a sheriff’s deputy, according to court records. A felony drug charge was dropped by prosecutors as part of a negotiated plea deal.

Frymire, who has been locked up since his October arrest, was sentenced to 180 days. He was freed from jail on March 6 after serving five months in custody.

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Frymire was arrested after cops responded to a report of a naked man inside a Winter Haven park bathroom. When an officer first contacted Frymire, who was fully clothed, he was carrying a “grey lunch box” holding his meth pipe.

What cops did not realize at the time was that Frymire was still in possession of another lunch box standard.

While Frymire was subsequently being booked into the Polk County jail, he went through a full-body scanner designed to identify contraband, like hidden drugs or weapons.

Instead, corrections workers spotted a full-size thermos inside Frymire’s body. The local sheriff felicitously explained that the item had entered Frymire’s body a day earlier via “the exit ramp.”

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