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Funny One-Liners To Lighten The Mood

Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Have A Downvote
Member since Jan 2026
61 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:39 pm
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26207 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:42 pm to
Pee is stored in the balls
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
16858 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:42 pm to
The surgeon was the mother.

Or something….
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37933 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:45 pm to
Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter


Jill came down with 2 fiddy OWWWW
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
69196 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:45 pm to
Go frick yourself
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
533 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:46 pm to
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13748 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:46 pm to
“Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.”
Posted by Have A Downvote
Member since Jan 2026
61 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:47 pm to
Adam and Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9004 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:48 pm to
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 9:50 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
16858 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

Adam and Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.


And Moses was the first to download something from the cloud to his tablet.
Posted by Have A Downvote
Member since Jan 2026
61 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:50 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
155171 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:50 pm to
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12232 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:51 pm to
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… but I turned myself around.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13748 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

from the cloud to his table
And the first to break one.

eta:(tablet.. .damn't)
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 9:53 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74123 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:55 pm to
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
169892 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:55 pm to
You couldn’t pour water out a jug even if i told you the instructions were on the bottom of the jug.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12377 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:56 pm to
I need glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses of scotch.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
74123 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:57 pm to
I wouldn't frick Bea Arthur with Lisa Lampanelli's dick.
Posted by Have A Downvote
Member since Jan 2026
61 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:59 pm to
I love my furniture...my recliner and I go way back.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38196 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 10:00 pm to
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