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Funny One-Liners To Lighten The Mood
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:39 pm
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:42 pm to Have A Downvote
Pee is stored in the balls
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:42 pm to Have A Downvote
The surgeon was the mother.
Or something….
Or something….
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:45 pm to Have A Downvote
Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2 fiddy OWWWW
Jill came down with 2 fiddy OWWWW
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:46 pm to SallysHuman
“Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.”
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:47 pm to Deep Purple Haze
Adam and Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:48 pm to Have A Downvote
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:50 pm to Have A Downvote
quote:
Adam and Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
And Moses was the first to download something from the cloud to his tablet.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:51 pm to Have A Downvote
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… but I turned myself around.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:51 pm to SallysHuman
quote:And the first to break one.
from the cloud to his table
eta:(tablet.. .damn't)
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:55 pm to Have A Downvote
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:55 pm to Have A Downvote
You couldn’t pour water out a jug even if i told you the instructions were on the bottom of the jug.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:56 pm to Have A Downvote
I need glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses of scotch.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:57 pm to Have A Downvote
I wouldn't frick Bea Arthur with Lisa Lampanelli's dick.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:59 pm to deeprig9
I love my furniture...my recliner and I go way back.
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