Pre Melt Thread

After watching the slow motion train wreck that is the LSU administration piss and shite and throw up on themselves for the past week, mumbling incoherently as they thrash about in front of microphones, I’ve begun to realize that the chance they do not frick up this coaching search is about the same as Margot Robbie begging me to shag her, which is slim to say the least.

Therefore, my rage knows no bounds and I’m lashing out.

If they hire Mike Gundy, a man who stopped giving a shite around 2022 and hires literal bums from the side of the road as coordinators, I’m going to porn bomb this place into oblivion.

If their ineptitude costs us the chance of hiring a quality candidate like Brohm, Kiffin, Golesh or Morris, and leaves us with James Franklin, who is just Brian Kelly in black face, or Lincoln Riley, a brisket killing pussy, I will march on Baton Rouge like the the Red Army on Berlin in 1945.

frick Jeff Landry. Stick to messing up everything else in this state and leave football out of it