The Truth about the Tigerdroppings outage Today

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A widespread Microsoft Azure outage took us down today...

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Sure, that's the official narrative. But what really happened, Chicken?

Brian Kelly fired during his 4th year.
Frank Wilson named interim head coach.
Frank Wilson was born in New Orleans, graduated from St. Augustine HS.
The National WW2 museum in New Orleans is 4 miles away from St Aug.

Frank Wilson played Pearl Harbor air raid sirens at practice and said during his press conference "we're being invaded".

Chicken says a Microsoft Azure outage was responsible for the outage.
A=1
Z=26
U=21

What happened on 1/26/21?
-Microsoft reported record earnings due to acceleration of cloud technology.
-On the same day, Microsoft made a blog post detailing US Department of Defense expansion into cloud technologies.

Air raid sirens signal danger from above (cloud).
Frank knows. The sirens were a warning.

Wake up Tigers!