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Brian Kelly should be launched into the Sun

Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:23 pm
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
310 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:23 pm
Mike Elko, a man so grotesque and fat that he can’t see his dick from under his big, floppy man boobs, just waddled onto the 50 yard line of Tiger Stadium and took a huge, steaming shite while the yell leaders thrusted about in the student section. That abomination of a scene alone should be cause enough to catapult Brian into the center of the Mississippi river.

I would give my left nut to watch an Orgeron coached team again and both nuts for a Miles coached one. Hell, I would rather watch Stanka coach this team because I know he would at least put his whole heart into it. Kelly is nothing more than a red faced, manlet who couldn’t field a competent football team even if a genie granted him 3 wishes.

Someone needs to lock Woodward in the stadium until they are able to hire Kiffin or Jeff Brohm. And after that’s done, they need to catapult him into the river too
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7934 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:25 pm to
I would be ok with Coach O taking him out to his favorite fishing spot.
Posted by ElRoos
Member since Nov 2017
7779 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:26 pm to
BK lost to two of his previous DCs in back to back weeks
Posted by Beauregard96
Hopped up on goof balls
Member since Nov 2006
2531 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:36 pm to
Solid post
Posted by grape nutz
sesame street
Member since Mar 2006
3662 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:41 pm to
These on the field post-game antics by eATMe will leave a serious mark on the program. These stay with the players and program forever.

It's unacceptable and unforgivable. This should expedite the yankee fraud Brian Kelly's departure. Get him out of here and put an interim in place until you figure it out.
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11360 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:49 pm to
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
310 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:50 pm to
Yell leaders were doing some gay, ritualistic gyrating and it still wasn’t as bad on the eyes as a designed quarterback run for Garret fricking Nussmeier
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168152 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

Someone needs to lock Woodward in Mr. Gatti’s
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
310 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:02 am to
Woodward should be forced to make pizza there until he can personally pay off the retarded contract he awarded that to that midget
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168152 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:07 am to
And zero access to arcade games.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11104 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:00 am to
quote:

Brian into the center of the Mississippi river.

You calling for the ole’ cement flippers? Cheaper then the buy out!
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38125 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:06 am to
quote:

Woodward should be forced to make pizza there until he can personally pay off the retarded contract he awarded that to that midget



He'd be there forever because he'd eat everything he made
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12413 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 3:09 am to


quote:

hire Kiffin or Jeff Brohm.


Actually those are my top two. I was told the Brohm went to Louisville so he may not budge.
This post was edited on 10/26/25 at 3:12 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
174769 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 6:32 am to
quote:

Brian Kelly should be launched into the Sunby StickyFingersMike Elko, a man so grotesque and fat that he can’t see his dick from under his big, floppy man boobs, just waddled onto the 50 yard line of Tiger Stadium and took a huge, steaming shite while the yell leaders thrusted about in the student section. That abomination of a scene alone should be cause enough to catapult Brian into the center of the Mississippi river. I would give my left nut to watch an Orgeron coached team again and both nuts for a Miles coached one. Hell, I would rather watch Stanka coach this team because I know he would at least put his whole heart into it. Kelly is nothing more than a red faced, manlet who couldn’t field a competent football team even if a genie granted him 3 wishes. Someone needs to lock Woodward in the stadium until they are able to hire Kiffin or Jeff Brohm. And after that’s done, they need to catapult him into the river too



seems reasonable
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
310 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 7:28 am to
Brohm, at the very least, is a competent coach. I’m tired of being told that my eyes are lying to me and that the players “just need to execute better.” The product has been shite. The games have been shite. Brian Kelly is shite and should be forced to walk back Boston
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
310 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:46 am to
He just needs to lose to Matt House now and the trifecta will be complete
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62306 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 8:49 am to
Scott Woodward needs to go away with Kelly.
Posted by StickyFingers
9th Ward
Member since Oct 2022
310 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:42 pm to
Woodward cannot be trusted to make another football decision. He could frick up a wet dream
Posted by saltytiger2
Pride, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2698 posts
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:45 pm to
Do we have the equipment capable of launching him that far? We could borrow from Elon.
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