Brian Kelly should be launched into the Sun

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Woodward should be forced to make pizza there until he can personally pay off the retarded contract he awarded that to that midget

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Brian Kelly should be launched into the Sunby StickyFingersMike Elko, a man so grotesque and fat that he can’t see his dick from under his big, floppy man boobs, just waddled onto the 50 yard line of Tiger Stadium and took a huge, steaming shite while the yell leaders thrusted about in the student section. That abomination of a scene alone should be cause enough to catapult Brian into the center of the Mississippi river. I would give my left nut to watch an Orgeron coached team again and both nuts for a Miles coached one. Hell, I would rather watch Stanka coach this team because I know he would at least put his whole heart into it. Kelly is nothing more than a red faced, manlet who couldn’t field a competent football team even if a genie granted him 3 wishes. Someone needs to lock Woodward in the stadium until they are able to hire Kiffin or Jeff Brohm. And after that’s done, they need to catapult him into the river too

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