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Why didn't LeBron or Luka play last night?

Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:34 am
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
1624 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:34 am
I was reading the paper this morning, I always like to read the sports scores and funny papers, and noticed a few shocking things about the Dallas vs Lakers game last night. LeBUM, Dooka DOOkich, and baby Bum Bron, sat out the game! Dallas stars played last night. Louisianas native son and hof Anthony Davis suited up, Klay Thompson played, and future GOAT Flagg played. Are the FAKERS already getting ready to shut down the season? People pay good money to go watch them in person and TV. What a waste this FAKER team is! Show some pride and show up to your JOB!
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5549 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:52 am to
Is this a troll? Do they even make newspapers anymore? Everyone knows LeBitch pulled a hamstring and is out for 4 weeks and Street Clothes is from Chicago.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58795 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 6:56 am to
The dude woke up and chose to get upset about NBA playing time in October
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 6:57 am
Posted by bkPoseidon
Charlotte, NC
Member since Jan 2019
1077 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 6:59 am to
It’s fricking pre season
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127407 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 7:00 am to
NBA comes back way too fast. I need another couple more months before seeing it non stop.
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
9896 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 8:48 am to
I hate Bron more than most, but didn't his kid suffer a cardiac arrest / event a day or two back? Add the hammy to that, and I would imagine that's plenty reason to sit.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6458 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:07 am to
The NBA season doesn't start until Monday, 10/21. When you buy tickets to preseason games, it's understood you might not see your favorite superstar play.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
7817 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:09 am to
quote:

The NBA season doesn't start until Monday, 10/21. When you buy tickets to preseason games, it's understood you might not see your favorite superstar play.


and anybody who knows much about it knows you may not see them in January either
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
24984 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:31 am to
Lebron has a strained vagina and its preseason anyway.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
92735 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Lebron has a strained vagina


This he needs to be healthy for when he demands a trade
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
36845 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:53 am to
quote:

LeBUM, Dooka DOOkich, and baby Bum Bron,


OMG I laughed sooooo hard at these. What toys would you like for your 9th birthday?
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:57 am
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29663 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 10:18 am to
quote:

LeBUM, Dooka DOOkich, and baby Bum Bron, sat out the game!


Considering I already assumed you were a moron by saying you read a newspaper, you helped confirm that with this doozy.
It's the preseason dumbass.

Did you get this upset when Dak didn't play in any of the 3 preseason games?
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
421 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 11:46 am to
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lsubatman1


I am an NBA casual follower and even I'm aware enough that LeBron won't even be playing for a few weeks, nevermind bitching about the preseason.
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