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Its been about a week since the last dildo attack

Posted on 8/18/25 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128525 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 4:37 pm
Is this national emergency behind us?
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
38898 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 4:43 pm to
Aren't they searching all bags like you're flying to Tehran?

If the WNBA is so hypersensitive to ridicule, shouldn't they just disband? Problem solved.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 4:45 pm to
Ceramic buttplugs should be next.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128525 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Aren't they searching all bags like you're flying to Tehran?


Seems like something that could be hidden in fatty loose clothing
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
7822 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:04 pm to
The nets are working!
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
37569 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

dildo
behind us?
ISWYDT
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13103 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

Its been about a week

Oh no. People with no quality of life whatsoever
are understandably outraged.
This post was edited on 8/18/25 at 6:19 pm
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
50324 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:45 pm to
The crypto coin already collapsed.... Apparently dildo coin was not the future of finance

of course it was something stupid like crypto
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103065 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:52 pm to
People investing in dildos get fricked, film at 11.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15585 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 7:56 pm to
Arresting people stops people from breaking the law... Imagine that... Maybe they should do more of that...
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
18270 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Ceramic buttplugs should be next.

Posted by Rainier Fog
Member since Jul 2025
292 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Aren't they searching all bags like you're flying to Tehran?


I think you have that backwards
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 9:36 pm to
Lulling arena staffs into a false sense of security.
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
404 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 9:38 pm to
The league's mistake was treating flying dildos like a terrorist attack. Now they scared their suddenly interested audience to continue not watching again.
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
11016 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 9:38 pm to
Take down the nets?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128525 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 9:41 pm to
Were there really nets?
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
11016 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Were there really nets?

Fishnets?

Posted by MaxxPain2
Member since Oct 2021
1189 posts
Posted on 8/19/25 at 8:46 am to
i want dildos to rain down on the court
Posted by 2quik
Member since Sep 2024
264 posts
Posted on 8/19/25 at 8:48 am to
hopefully they are pausing so WNBA lets their guard down, then , out of nowhere ,double ended ones emerge
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15767 posts
Posted on 8/19/25 at 9:24 am to
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Ceramic buttplugs should be next.


The sound of one of these bouncing across the court would be absolutely hilarious.
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