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Yankees @ Rockies Series Thread: Denver becomes DONGver
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:14 pm
After a home sweep of the honorable team from Texas, the New York Yankees travel west to face the hapless Colorado Rockies. THE JUDGE must be salivating thinking about that bandbox of a ballpark combined with the altitude of the Mile High City. The Punisher will be out for blood with his average dropping ever so slightly below .400; Our Commander in Chief is ready to crank some Mile High DONGS this weekend! Captain America continues to be the ultimate team player with his bat and with his glove as the Yankees still lead the AL East, the triple crown well within his grasp. ALL RISE for the Face of Baseball and Captain of the Greatest Country in the World, THE JUDGE!
Fri: Schmidt vs. Gordon
Sat: Fried vs. Freeland
Sun: SLU’s Warren vs. Senzatela
Fri: Schmidt vs. Gordon
Sat: Fried vs. Freeland
Sun: SLU’s Warren vs. Senzatela
This post was edited on 5/23/25 at 12:17 pm
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Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:20 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
I'm impressed you can type with dongs in your mouth
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:20 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
No one fricking cares.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:21 pm to NotoriousFSU
Your ol’ lady cares 
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:22 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
This is a Yankees DONG watch. Can Judge break the record for most DONGS in a series?
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:26 pm to littleavery1948
This is past a DONG watch, this is a DONG WARNING. 100% chance of DONGS!
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:29 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Imagine showboating in advance of playing the Rockies.
That’s like bragging about beating the special needs class at dodgeball.
That’s like bragging about beating the special needs class at dodgeball.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 12:33 pm to SouthPlains
It’s not showboating, it’s a celebration of the historic weekend that THE JUDGE is preparing for.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 1:03 pm to Tomherman
Posted on 5/23/25 at 1:30 pm to littleavery1948
Can't be any easier in Denver than it is in that little park he plays in.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 1:41 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
My only regret is that I only have one downvote to give you.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 1:50 pm to Horsemeat
Your team cheats
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:01 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Quite a glass house you're throwing stones in
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:03 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
What’s regular season guy up to?
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:05 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:08 pm to BigDawg0420
That was completely debunked.
Of course you post a link from a liberal rag like the Times. Read the Post like a MAGA man.
Of course you post a link from a liberal rag like the Times. Read the Post like a MAGA man.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:17 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Did the Phillies sweep them? I bet a couple in this series ML NBD
I'm about to raise some stakes with this series I think.
Rockies are historically bad
I'm about to raise some stakes with this series I think.
Rockies are historically bad
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:35 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
A DONG WARNING has been issued for the following areas. Downtown Denver, particularly slightly North of downtown Denver around 20th and 22nd streets and Blake and Wewatta streets. This could impact the Five Points, the Central Markets and Union Station areas. This is a PDS - TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!
Risk: An endless barrage of Dongs is imminent, especially when a team wearing a grey uniform is at a small pentagon, holding a wooden implement, with a small projectile sharply changing directions. While there may be breaks in DONGS, it is not safe to leave your safe place. Egos can be scarred for life, and fandom for the team wearing purple can wane so much that the team in purple may be forced to leave the Denver area. When a human wearing the numbers "99", death will be imminent. We could see upwards of 20 DONGS flying out of the area causing widespread damage. Those near the Denver zoo are not out of the woods.
This DONG warning is valid until Sunday, 4:10 PM local time. BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP!
A DONG WARNING has been issued for the following areas. Downtown Denver, particularly slightly North of downtown Denver around 20th and 22nd streets and Blake and Wewatta streets. This could impact the Five Points, the Central Markets and Union Station areas. This is a PDS - TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!
Risk: An endless barrage of Dongs is imminent, especially when a team wearing a grey uniform is at a small pentagon, holding a wooden implement, with a small projectile sharply changing directions. While there may be breaks in DONGS, it is not safe to leave your safe place. Egos can be scarred for life, and fandom for the team wearing purple can wane so much that the team in purple may be forced to leave the Denver area. When a human wearing the numbers "99", death will be imminent. We could see upwards of 20 DONGS flying out of the area causing widespread damage. Those near the Denver zoo are not out of the woods.
This DONG warning is valid until Sunday, 4:10 PM local time. BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP!
This post was edited on 5/23/25 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 5/23/25 at 2:40 pm to littleavery1948
Hang it up, the greatest post you’ll read all day! 
Posted on 5/23/25 at 3:31 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
quote:
That was completely debunked. Of course you post a link from a liberal rag like the Times. Read the Post like a MAGA man.
Lol. You’re still using the “we didn’t cheat as bad as they did” article. The Yankees were literally fined for it. Not to mention your “debunking” article was written BEFORE the one the poster linked.
Your ol lady…blah blah blah.
You cheated bitch. And banners fly forever. And the Astros own space in that ugly dome of yours. And Judge is a choker.
Deal with it.
This post was edited on 5/23/25 at 3:48 pm
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