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tOfficial Yankees vs. Rangers series thread

Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:06 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:06 pm
The Honorable Texas Rangers travel to the Bronx for a three game set with THE JUDGE’s New York Yankees. The Rangers (who won a World Series recently without cheating) are coming off splitting a four game set with the Cheating Houston Astros, while the Yankees are coming off of a DOMINANT Subway Series victory. While Captain America continues his UNFATHOMABLE campaign, it’s hard to overlook what Cody “BING BONG” Bellinger has done. Since 4/20, Belli has been red hot, including smoking a GRAND DONG right over the head of Juan “for 10” Soto on the grand stage of Sunday Night Baseball. I guess the lights were too bright for Fatass Soto. After an off (by his standards, he hit .250) weekend, The Punisher looks to bounce back in a big way and continue his march towards history and a Triple Crown. Rangers fans are some of the most knowledgeable fans in the game, unlike fans of the Houston Cheaters. Should be a great series!

Tuesday: Corbin vs. SLU’s Warren
Wednesday: DeGrom vs. Yarbrough (Prime)
Thursday: Eovaldi vs. Rodon
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15300 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Rangers fans are some of the most knowledgeable fans in the game


You’re still a fig
Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
9507 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:37 pm to
this pompous message brought to you by Jerry The Dong Swallower.
You're gonna have to have your stomach pumped before the All-Star break
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

Favorite team: Texas A&M

Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13708 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:58 pm to
Great team and great series. I was pulling for them in the World Series.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:07 pm to
Play ball!
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143724 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:19 pm to
Shut the frick up
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:21 pm to
I’ll beat your arse pussy boy
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9139 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:36 pm to
So they’re playing in the Bronx and YES network doesn’t have the rights to the broadcast? Ughh. frick the rangers and their victory plus.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:40 pm to
RICE RICE BABY!!! Goodbye baseball, it’s BEN RICE knowing you!!! Solo shot puts the Yankees up 1-0!
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
40911 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:45 pm to
I think you've triggered some snowflakes Jerry.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:50 pm to
I think so, the haters on this board are limp wrist soys and soft as baby shite.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4423 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:51 pm to
Judge's Batting average is better than Soto's SLUGGING Percentage. And Soto got called out for not hustling to first base when he thought he hit a homer. What a clown.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41798 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:56 pm to
Drop that b and you'd be correct.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4423 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:05 pm to
Pitcher gets lucky and the Judge gets a single and stays above .400. That's his 72nd (!) hit. 134 TB's. Soto, on the other hand........
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:13 pm to
AND THE JUDGE SCORES!!!!!!! A sac fly from Rice Rice Baby brings home The Punisher!
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4423 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:14 pm to
Beautiful night for a DONG, isn't it?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5274 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:22 pm to
The Liberty Bell may have another crack in it with the amount of DONGS incoming!
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143724 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:23 pm to
Dude how many times do I need to tell you to shut the frick up?
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