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tOfficial Yankees vs. Rangers series thread
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:06 pm
The Honorable Texas Rangers travel to the Bronx for a three game set with THE JUDGE’s New York Yankees. The Rangers (who won a World Series recently without cheating) are coming off splitting a four game set with the Cheating Houston Astros, while the Yankees are coming off of a DOMINANT Subway Series victory. While Captain America continues his UNFATHOMABLE campaign, it’s hard to overlook what Cody “BING BONG” Bellinger has done. Since 4/20, Belli has been red hot, including smoking a GRAND DONG right over the head of Juan “for 10” Soto on the grand stage of Sunday Night Baseball. I guess the lights were too bright for Fatass Soto. After an off (by his standards, he hit .250) weekend, The Punisher looks to bounce back in a big way and continue his march towards history and a Triple Crown. Rangers fans are some of the most knowledgeable fans in the game, unlike fans of the Houston Cheaters. Should be a great series!
Tuesday: Corbin vs. SLU’s Warren
Wednesday: DeGrom vs. Yarbrough (Prime)
Thursday: Eovaldi vs. Rodon
Tuesday: Corbin vs. SLU’s Warren
Wednesday: DeGrom vs. Yarbrough (Prime)
Thursday: Eovaldi vs. Rodon
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:30 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
quote:
Rangers fans are some of the most knowledgeable fans in the game
You’re still a fig
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:37 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
this pompous message brought to you by Jerry The Dong Swallower.
You're gonna have to have your stomach pumped before the All-Star break
You're gonna have to have your stomach pumped before the All-Star break

Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:38 pm to Mr. Elvert
quote:
Favorite team: Texas A&M



Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:58 pm to Ghost of Colby
Great team and great series. I was pulling for them in the World Series. 

Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:19 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Shut the frick up
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:21 pm to Elleshoe
I’ll beat your arse pussy boy
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:36 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
So they’re playing in the Bronx and YES network doesn’t have the rights to the broadcast? Ughh. frick the rangers and their victory plus. 

Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:40 pm to georgia
RICE RICE BABY!!! Goodbye baseball, it’s BEN RICE knowing you!!! Solo shot puts the Yankees up 1-0!
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:45 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
I think you've triggered some snowflakes Jerry.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:50 pm to Zappas Stache
I think so, the haters on this board are limp wrist soys and soft as baby shite.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:51 pm to Zappas Stache
Judge's Batting average is better than Soto's SLUGGING Percentage. And Soto got called out for not hustling to first base when he thought he hit a homer. What a clown.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:56 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Drop that b and you'd be correct.
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:05 pm to littleavery1948
Pitcher gets lucky and the Judge gets a single and stays above .400. That's his 72nd (!) hit. 134 TB's. Soto, on the other hand........
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:13 pm to littleavery1948
AND THE JUDGE SCORES!!!!!!! A sac fly from Rice Rice Baby brings home The Punisher!
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:14 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Beautiful night for a DONG, isn't it?
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:22 pm to littleavery1948
The Liberty Bell may have another crack in it with the amount of DONGS incoming!
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:23 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Dude how many times do I need to tell you to shut the frick up?
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