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Wal-Mart never ceases to amaze me....

Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:17 pm
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12308 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:17 pm
So today, I was at the local Wal-Mart neighborhood market getting some stuff, and as Im approaching the checkout area (where some random schlub is paid to ask "cash or card".....which is retarded)...some dude grabs a Gatorade out of a fridge, drops it, and it blows up spewing Gatorade all over the floor right in front of where everybody walks to check out. I found the first lady I saw in a Wal-Mart vest and, being a good guy, I told her, "Ma'am, there is a big spill right here (pointing at it....it was everywhere). She looked at me and said, "I'm so sorry, but I just punched off the clock". I said, "Uh...well....just figured I'd let you know"...and I walked out. (Watching countless people walk right through that area.) I am simply astounded at the mindset of some of these people. I hope they get their asses sued off. Completely blows my mind....
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30286 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:19 pm to
You sound like a huge pussy
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
20230 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

You sound like a huge pussy

Imagine defending a Walmart worker lol
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
7731 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:20 pm to
You should have cleaned it up yourself if you were that worried about it!
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
27925 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:20 pm to
You should’ve cleaned it up, a-hole.
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12308 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:22 pm to
I sound like a huge pussy for pointing out liquid all over the floor to a wal-mart employee? Ok.....you're a fricking moron.
Posted by everytrueson
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Mar 2012
6911 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:23 pm to
The tariffs caused that spill
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29740 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:23 pm to
I hope no lemon pepper rotisserie chickens were injured.
Posted by OSqueal
Member since Jan 2011
5789 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:23 pm to
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Imagine defending a Walmart worker lol


Imagine hating people you dont know...
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
644 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:23 pm to
So you want people to get sued just for spilling a fricking Gatorade?

Jesus Christ!
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
5693 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:24 pm to
Gatorade can spew?
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
11982 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:24 pm to
I also went to a Walmart today. They had 4 self checkouts open, along with 3 actual checkouts. The line was absurd so I decided to go to the electronics department and purchase a movie just so I could checkout there with no wait
Posted by OSqueal
Member since Jan 2011
5789 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:24 pm to
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I sound like a huge pussy for pointing out liquid all over the floor to a wal-mart employee? Ok.....you're a fricking moron.


Yes, you do...youre probably the one who split it..
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12308 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:24 pm to
In fact Mingo..
YOU are a huge pussy. Noticing a pattern with you. It's obvious.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30286 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

Imagine defending a Walmart worker lol


Imagine thinking that’s what I did lol, fr fr
Posted by TheHumanTornado
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2008
3964 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:28 pm to
This has LP rants and raves energy
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
15893 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:28 pm to
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I hope they get their asses sued off


Eh. I don't want to see the shareholders punished because your average retail worker dgaf. Why do you?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
52381 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:29 pm to
I dub this story as bullshite based on claiming a non pressurized drink would spew anywhere.

Plus, have you ever thrown/dropped those bottles? They are built tough.
Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12308 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:30 pm to
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So you want people to get sued just for spilling a fricking Gatorade?



This clearly went WAY over your head. I would want WalMart to be sued if somebody slipped and was injured because their employee was too fat and lazy to get off her arse and do something about it. My God...Some of you astound me.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30286 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

This clearly went WAY over your head. I would want WalMart to be sued if somebody slipped and was injured because their employee was too fat and lazy to get off her arse and do something about it. My God...Some of you astound me.


Pussy x2 TOUGH SCENE!
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