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Spinoff: Could the Lions OL beat 1 silverback gorilla
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:59 pm
Those are some big baws
This post was edited on 4/26/25 at 11:01 pm
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:02 pm to yaboidarrell
Absolutely not. The gorilla would rip one of their legs off and beat the others to death with it
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:04 pm to yaboidarrell
It’d be like one of the OL fighting 5 kindergartners
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:05 pm to Henry Jones Jr
How bout adding the Eagles oline
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:06 pm to yaboidarrell
Gorillas are typically docile. He would just mosey on which he could do because they're also faster than humans.
A chimp on the other hand would gnaw all their faces off.
A chimp on the other hand would gnaw all their faces off.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:07 pm to yaboidarrell
The strongest of them could punch the gorilla as hard as he could and it would just smile while crushing the players skull.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 1:07 am to yaboidarrell
Maybe I'm getting old.
The gorilla just wants to mosey his arse through the forest and eat, frick and sleep.
He’s like Adam who didn’t eat the apple and all you guys want to do is frick with him.
The gorilla just wants to mosey his arse through the forest and eat, frick and sleep.
He’s like Adam who didn’t eat the apple and all you guys want to do is frick with him.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 1:47 am to yaboidarrell
It’s not just the power of a gorilla, it’s that it would fight with savagery. Ripping and shredding flesh with its bare hands and fangs.
People aren’t used to the ferocity of a wild animal. Even an average sized dog would give trouble to most men.
People aren’t used to the ferocity of a wild animal. Even an average sized dog would give trouble to most men.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 2:54 am to Ricardo
I agree. We got the brains but sometimes that’s not enough in a fight.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:48 am to yaboidarrell
Their fight or flight instincts would kick in and they would run.
These dudes could no more beat a gorilla than they could drown an orca.
Apex predators >> man
These dudes could no more beat a gorilla than they could drown an orca.
Apex predators >> man
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