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Andrew Schulz - Netflix Special

Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:37 pm
Posted by bamaphan13
Member since Jan 2011
1197 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 2:37 pm
It is one of the funnier specials I have seen in the last few years.

Came out yesterday apparently.

Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/6/25 at 7:32 am to
I’m just past the part about the baby being born and haven’t laughed once. Does it get any better?
Posted by DeafVallyBatnR
Member since Sep 2004
18477 posts
Posted on 3/6/25 at 8:34 am to
I laughed the whole show. All i got to say is I'm not going to Staten Island.
This post was edited on 3/6/25 at 8:37 am
Posted by WitnessTheLitness
Member since Jun 2017
576 posts
Posted on 3/6/25 at 8:55 am to
As someone who had to go thru IVF with my wife who now has a 1 year old daughter. This shite was hilarious. Was not expecting get emotional during a comedy special like that but the end got me. He did a great job bringing humor to a tough situation.
Posted by DeafVallyBatnR
Member since Sep 2004
18477 posts
Posted on 3/6/25 at 8:58 am to
I believe my daughter is almost there. She and my son in law.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39950 posts
Posted on 3/6/25 at 8:59 am to
quote:

As someone who had to go thru IVF with my wife who now has a 1 year old daughter. This shite was hilarious. Was not expecting get emotional during a comedy special like that but the end got me. He did a great job bringing humor to a tough situation.



does he talk about having to rub one out at doctors office after not for a week or so. Walking in a little stressed out. Beating off in closet with yapping black ladies on the other side of the wall. Catching the load in a tiny cup

Then walking out feeling good then instantly feeling bad when you hit the lobby full of struggling stressed out couples that just want a baby

cause that biggest internal emotional whiplash of life
Posted by WitnessTheLitness
Member since Jun 2017
576 posts
Posted on 3/6/25 at 9:15 am to
Oh he hit this harddddddd and its so good lol
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
58017 posts
Posted on 3/6/25 at 11:02 am to
I enjoy the snippets I've seen of his on Youtube, he gives shite to everyone.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
12263 posts
Posted on 3/6/25 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

does he talk about having to rub one out at doctors office after not for a week or so. Walking in a little stressed out. Beating off in closet with yapping black ladies on the other side of the wall. Catching the load in a tiny cup


Oh shite, that was you in the next room over?

I had to crank one out the first week of March 2020 for my evaluation. I’ve reverse engineered it on people I was in contact with and I think I had one of the first waves of Covid in America before it was confirmed to be in the country. I was just coming down with it when I had to beat off in the clinic for the first time.

Between that and all the chaos around you, plus the ladies you can hear gossiping through the wall, I have no idea how I powered through to completion. Like a solid 20 minutes tugging the life out of it. My wife literally asked as we were walking out “what took you so long?” I was just like today ain’t the day. I called in sick the next day and sat around the house feeling like shite for 2-3 days after.

When it was go time for the money load a couple months later, I was prepared. Headphones, Lisa Ann subreddit sorted “top all time”, and about 5 minutes. Bam. Got a 3.5 year old now.
Posted by HeLeakin
Member since May 2014
3636 posts
Posted on 3/6/25 at 12:55 pm to
Ronny Chieng's recent special talks about this too.

The first half hour of Chieng's, Distefano and Schulz specials are the same. Talking about being/not being parents. Chieng and Schulz both include jacking off into a cup.
Posted by Jay Quest
Once removed from Massachusetts
Member since Nov 2009
10689 posts
Posted on 3/14/25 at 2:59 pm to
This special is not his best work. He is usually at the top of his game while interacting with the audience.

The montage with his wife and kid was way over the top self-indulgent.
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
13543 posts
Posted on 3/14/25 at 4:57 pm to
quote:


This special is not his best work. He is usually at the top of his game while interacting with the audience.

The montage with his wife and kid was way over the top self-indulgent.


I can see that for people who can't relate to the IVF part. Their journey sounds identical to the one my wife and I had for our first child, down to the subchorionic hematoma his wife had. For us it was one of the funniest specials in a while. I could see how if that is a lived experience it wasn't as good though.
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