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The Santa Clause

Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:32 pm
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
28342 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:32 pm
So did the original Santa that fell off the roof die? The elves and Bernard never skipped a beat… never a service or memorial or tear that I saw. They just transitioned right into the new boss.
This post was edited on 12/25/24 at 1:35 pm
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13822 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

The elves and Bernard never skipped a beat… never a service or memorial or tear that I saw. They just transitioned right into the new boss.


Because Santa Claus isn't a person, he's a "position" filled by a person. And they work for Santa Claus, no matter who the person is filling the position is.

Maybe? I dunno.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
24320 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:53 pm to
I mean, what happened to the dead Santa’s Mrs. Claus? He had to have one, remember Santa Clause 2? Did she just disappear? The elves ship her arse off to the funny farm or the closest retirement center?
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11215 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:19 pm to
Maybe he just jumped back to his former life like what happened in Santa Clause 3
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108785 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:20 pm to
It’s explained in Santa Clause 4. All widowed Mrs. Clause must commit seppuku

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