re: How do y'all marry people and hate their parents?

A lot of guys are so desperate to have a safe & predictable place to stick it in, that they don't even think about the total package they're buying into.

You've also got the guys who think they need a wife - any wife - on the arm to take to company events and look like a happy couple, so they trade the costs that come with that.

Then they go to the neighborhood sports bar every night and talk about their great home life to any poor soul who will listen.