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It’s Ascension Day you Heathens
Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:22 am
Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:22 am
The Feast of the Ascension of Jesus Christ (also called the Solemnity of the Ascension of Jesus Christ, Ascension Day, Ascension Thursday, or sometimes Holy Thursday commemorates the Christian belief of the bodily Ascension of Jesus into Heaven. It is one of the ecumenical (shared by multiple denominations) feasts of Christian churches, ranking with the feasts of the Passion and Pentecost. Following the account of Acts 1:3 that the risen Jesus appeared for 40 days prior to his Ascension, Ascension Day is traditionally celebrated on a Thursday, the fortieth day of Easter, although some Christian denominations have moved the observance to the following Sunday, sometimes called Ascension Sunday. The day of observance varies by ecclesiastical province in many Christian denominations, as with Methodists and Catholics, for example.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 3:24 am to redstick13
Ok but that still doesn't change the fact that there are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:05 am to Usual Suspect
Only if the drapes match the carpet.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:47 am to redstick13
9 years ago, praying the Office of Readings, chanting in Latin, standing outside the entrance to the tomb of Jesus in the Church of the Holy Sepulcher will probably always be the, or one of the, highlights of my Christian life.
We had been locked in The Holy Sepulcher overnight in prayer and when the realization hit me that it was the Solemnity of the Ascension I wept.
Powerful moment.
We had been locked in The Holy Sepulcher overnight in prayer and when the realization hit me that it was the Solemnity of the Ascension I wept.
Powerful moment.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:08 am to redstick13
Should be a Holy Day of Obligation but they just a-waived it.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 6:40 am to redstick13
There’s no thing that Jesus hasn’t experienced for us.
Condescending into the womb and human flesh, descending into hell and death itself, and ascending to his rightful place so that we can too.
Condescending into the womb and human flesh, descending into hell and death itself, and ascending to his rightful place so that we can too.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:14 am to redstick13
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It’s Ascension Day
HA! Take that, Livingston!!
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:18 am to redstick13
I am looking forward to His return.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 7:49 am to redstick13
That baw angel is like "Catch you on the flip, J".
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 7:51 am
Posted on 5/9/24 at 8:43 am to SneezyBeltranIsHere
You can make literally anything sound stupid, but it's clear you don't understand what Christianity is even about with stuff like this.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 12:09 pm to redstick13
Facts Matter
You post about Ascension Day and then reply with a sexual innuendo?!? Okay dude, nice representation…and this is not the day historically celebrated by the Christian Church as the Feast of Ascension…just a little 1500 plus years of difference.
You post about Ascension Day and then reply with a sexual innuendo?!? Okay dude, nice representation…and this is not the day historically celebrated by the Christian Church as the Feast of Ascension…just a little 1500 plus years of difference.
This post was edited on 5/9/24 at 12:17 pm
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