re: What's your most desperate hookup story?

After high school, 2 of my buddies decided to join the army. We wanted to take a trip before they left and booked a cruise. The problem was, the timing of everything had us on a cruise in November. The boat was a ghost town. After striking out with the female crew members we were desperate. One night walking the halls to go get something to eat we see a late 40s/early 50s woman go into a room with a married couple. 10 mins later we are on the way back with some pizza and she gets in the elevator with us. I joked with her and said we saw you going in the room for a threesome. She said yea, but I decided i wasn't into it. I said well, you want to have one with us? She said yes. We didn't to it all together. I hit it first tho.