re: Beer goggles have gotten the best of us

I was at a friends Halloween party in college and was targeted by a girl dressed as a bat…a big bat. The liquor was flowing and she finally wore me down. I went home with her and there was another sad bastard sitting there that her equally hideous roommate had picked up. We glanced at each other like two guys on death row.

Let’s just say she looked better with her costume on…but I still hit it.

Everyone deserves a shot at the title.