re: Have you ever been electrocuted?

Stuck a fork in an outlet when I was a toddler. It was my grandma's first time babysitting me, so that caused a scene.

Saw a criminal defendant get lit up by one of those shock belts they make unruly court defendants wear under their clothes. Those things are tazers on steroids. Holy cow that thing dropped him like a sack of potatoes and when he came to his fro was smoking and the courtroom smelt like burnt plastic. He behaved after that.