re: Uh oh...everyone's favorite "pro gay" Pope just shite in the punchbowl

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Funny.

He created a race of dullards without knowledge, and left them alone unsupervised in a garden with a tree of knowledge, that made good looking fruit. He screwed that one up and didn’t even see it coming.

Then he sent his heavenly sons to earth to watch over the human race, but they screwed the mortal women and created a superhuman race and taught magic and sorcery to the people and so God had to wipe them all out. But he couldn’t just give all the evil ones magic heart attacks. He had to kill all people, all animals, and all plants and reset his creation by flooding the earth. His plans keep going awry.

He then creates a hell, and the only way he can “save” humans from an eternity of torture was to kill himself so that he can atone for the sins of the flawed creation rather than just being capable of forgiving people without someone having to die.

He’s a great planner.

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