re: What is the quickest you’ve seen a couple marry?

I can't say for sure how long or short but I do know of a marriage that didn't make it through the first 2 days of the honeymoon.

One of my male cousins got married to a gal about 50 years ago that would not give it up while dating.

They get married and go on their honeymoon and 2 days in she calls her mother and says she's leaving him. Her reason was, "All he wants to do is have sex all the time".

She caught a flight back home to mom's house and filed for an annulment.

Guess he was making up for all those nights of blue balls when he went home.