re: Oregon governor signs law recriminalizing drug possession

Don’t feel bad for us, mate. I’m not touching the thermostat for the next 5 to 6 months, I can go to a clean and efficient Popeyes run by a 100% Hispanic krewe and be back in time for kickoff with my order 100% correct, the air is crisp and pure and the rolling hills and mountains are lovely from my back yard. When I fly I have zero concern about being stuck next to some redneck or urban fatass who lops into my seat, and I have about $1,000,000 of property and possessions that I leave unguarded and unlocked at virtually all times.