re: How many good, old-fashioned fist-fights have you been in?

Only a couple in my life.

The most memorable was downtown outside boudreaux and Thibodaux’s in where my friend and I effectively started a race war. Some black fellas spilled (crazy gf was screaming they poured a beer on me!) on my girlfriend at the time from the balcony so my buddy threw a beer bottle at them. Next thing I know it’s my friend and I vs about 5 brothas, we knocked one out then we got beat up. We were out manned but brawls started breaking out in the street everywhere. I had graduated that night and had my mom and dad there to see the whole deal. What a mess